Thursday the 21st is National Squirrel Appreciation Day. All your questions answered here:

[Captain Hilts]

The answers to your questions about squirrels:

http://christywisty.tripod.com/info.html

http://network.bestfriends.org/groups/theanimalworld/news/archive/2006/01/20/celebrate-national-squirrel-appreciation-day.aspx

[old mark]

1. They are very nice

in a stew.


mark

[Captain Hilts]

2. Brunswick stew or a Kentucky Burgoo?

[old mark]

3. Either or is good. I like simple better, though. Used to have a batch of them in the freezer,

but haven't been hunting them for several years now.

mark

[triguy46]

6. don't eat the brains.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Mmmmm, loves me some burgoo.

.
Didn't realize it was called "Kentucky" burgoo; I used to get mine
from a dilapidated old roadside barbecue shacks (run by a stereotypical
dilapidated 110-year-old barbecue-shack man) just SOUTH of the Kentucky
border in Tennessee.
.
1979. A BUCK for a huge bowl of this delicious, nutritional, tasty
tasty tasty stew.
.
Oh, great. Now I'm all moist.
.

.

[kentauros]

4. So long as you keep Moose and Squirrel apart

everything will be fine :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY NUTS?!?!?!?!?.......... n/t

[NNadir]

7. If you dry one of those flattened squirrels in the roadway out, can they be used as a frisbee?

[old mark]

9. This is America-you can do anything you want!

They fly better if you sun-dry them for a week or so.

mark

[Blue_Tires]

10. can they please all run into the ocean?

[Kali]

11. Dear Squirrelby, What can I do? - my squirrel is a lazy slob...

[Deep13]

12. Stay the hell out of my bird feeders!

You have your own corn cobs and nut-chews.