Limerick Time!

[lazarus]

Post your best or dirtiest limerick.

Not mine:

A limerick starts with a rhyme,
That is made on the very next line,
But once in a while,
As a matter of style,
The last line doesn’t.

[kayakjohnny]

1. You have some unfinished business there.

I felt cheated.

And everything was going so well up to that point.

[redqueen]

2. I like it.

:)

[bluesbassman]

3. Only one I know...

There was a young man from Beirut
Who had seven warts on his root
He poured acid on these
And now when he pees
He plays the damn thing like a flute!

[sarge43]

4. My only one

There was old vicar from Havory
Who had a vice most unsavory.
With maniacal howls
He'd roger young owls
In a secret underground aviary.