Inside Tiger Woods Sex Rehab Center...

[madinmaryland]

It's a hard job.

SERIESLY. That's what the promo just said for one of those Entertainment shows!

[rcrush]

1. not as hard as mine...

:headbang:

[kayakjohnny]

2. There's got to be a better term for that.

Sex Rehab Center sounds like it helps you if you're not quite doing it right. Or frequently. Or at all.

Or you need help to boost your sexual side.

But in this case, it seems like all that's working just fine.

He needs (and not according to me) a sex reduction and mitigation facility.

And I'm really not sure those things actually exist.

[rurallib]

3. softening center?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I don't know about a "facility"...

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...but I reduce my sexual urges with frequent mitigation.
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No... ... no... something about that is just not right.
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[Captain Hilts]

4. I think it's a typo. 'hard' should have an 'n' instead of an 'r'. nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. You mean the Spinal Tap version of "Sex Farm?"

I don't believe for a minute Tiger's in sex rehab. I believe he's on a sex farm, just like the Spinal Tap song.

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay