i need a snappy comeback for yet another dufus

[mimitabby]

who feels we've "LOST OUR CONSTITUTION" because the president(GASP!) wasn't born in the usa.

I don't want to come across so sarcastic, but how can i resist this:

"The part that is lost is the part that guaranties us a US born president. The remainder is at risk. We are living in the most liberal times in history. Hope you enjoy the changes that the guy in the White House makes. He's not my president."

I want to correct his spelling and his grammar...

[Kali]

1. the only thing lost is this nimnult's mind

hit delete and block the moran from you e-mail

[mimitabby]

3. he's a friend of my niece's on facebook

he's not my friend and i don't get email from him.

[Terra Alta]

2. ask him what country he thinks Hawaii is in

and ask him who IS his president, if not Obama? :shrug:

[rurallib]

11. 'I'd ask you to leave the country but you'd get to Iowa and think you

were in a foreign land.'
'You would probably say that about Richardson from New Mexico also'
'McCain was born in Panama. Is that a state?'

[mimitabby]

12. heheheh

nice.

[gmoney]

4. "The jerk store called..." nt

[mimitabby]

5. uh, I'm not that witty

what does that mean, the jerk store called ? (sorry !)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Seinfeld reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(Seinfeld)

[mimitabby]

7. lol!

thanks so much for the explanation.
Not sure that one applies though. More like the Moran store.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I have ONE conservative friend...

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He has a THICK streak of Libertarian in him -- the selfish me-me-me-me
that most of them seem to have.
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But I have also seen him commit some pretty remarkable acts of kindness.
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He gets sent the teabaggers' paranoid fantasy chain emails and forwards
some of them to me (maybe most or all, I've never asked). Of the perhaps
200 or so that he's sent me, all but ONE were debunked MIGHTILY on
Snopes.com .
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So, rather than a witty comeback, go to Snopes, search for the topic, and
copy/paste the webpage you find in a response to your friend.
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Not that it will do a shred of good.
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Teabaggers don't WANT facts. They want:
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FEAR and OUTRAGE and SCARY MONSTERS and OUTRAGE!!!!!!
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Did I mention OUTRAGE?
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Oh... and here's the findings from Snopes.com on the Kenya birth certificate issues.
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthers/kenyacert.asp
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Oh, and by the way... I think I may have seen just a leetle bit of that "WE'VE
LOST OUR CONSTITUTION" outrage and despondency amongst our, ahem... fellow
travelers today re: SCOTUS.

[mimitabby]

9. good response, middlefinger

I was thinking more of selling him the Brooklyn Bridge or something.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. You can NOT sell him the Brooklyn Bridge.

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I've already sold it to my conservative friend.
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Three times.
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:hi:

[progressoid]

13. "the most liberal times in history"??

Wow, how do you deal with that much loony? :crazy:

Damn, I WISH it was the most liberal time in history.

[GoCubsGo]

18. You repeat your last sentence there...

"Damn, I WISH it was the most liberal time in history." Then add, "I miss the days of LBJ, when we had real liberals running things." It's guaranteed to draw a blank stare.

[Mopar151]

14. The trouble with nitwits

Inspired by Chris Rock: he uses a different N word, but it still applies

The worst, the WORST thing about nitwits, is they want credit for something than a regular person would'nt think twice about!"I aon't never been to jail!" Whatchoo want, a cookie? "I pay taxes!" What's the matter, you did'nt get your little gold star in the mail? Trouble with these jeeters, some of they credits have run out, and they think they've lost their country! If you put it down in the wrong place, you should go look for it! Fat white man credit? Expired! Speak and write English poorly? Done! Can't stand nobody diffe'nt than your ig'nt self? Deduction! Try for the somewhat educated credit, fool - where the F*&% is Pearl Harbor? How about the hard workin' credit, you cella dwellin Mu%&*&^%$! Where do they keep the constitution? It was in a movie, dumbass, you should be able to figure out. Tired, Tired, Tired of this shit. Nitwits has got to go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui6-Wc0PDc4
Chris' original rant - NSFW

[GoCubsGo]

20. LOL!!!

My town is full of the people who are EXACTLY like what he's describing. And, most of them are white--and use that word all the time! And, they're too stupid to recognize the irony of it...

[Mopar151]

21. There is so much truth in 6 minutes......

And they LOVE to not know.

[kentauros]

15. "Well, I still have my copy. Do you want me to go over to Kinko's for you?"

[rug]

16. Ask him where Walmart was born.

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[blueamy66]

19. SLAM HIM

AND GOOD!