HypnoToad! I found you a girlfriend...

[jmowreader]

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/w4m/1564181981.html

[flvegan]

1. Um, I don't believe HT is with us anymore at DU.

[Withywindle]

2. No, and even if so

I doubt that this poster would meet HT/DQ's high moral standards.


I mean, does this really sound like the kind of person who wouldn't put out until after six years of dating and three years of STD testing?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. ...

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

3. You want her then?

She seems like a nice young vegan lady, into pit bulls, long walks on crisp fall days and a nice aged Chablis by a roaring fire.

Having said that I assume your girlfriend is going to come to Fayettenam and kick my ass. It is times like these I am glad this town is close to nothing.

[flvegan]

5. I have to say "no" here.

Lest your second sentence become my fate as well.

:thumbsup:

[jmowreader]

6. Yeah, I think that's best

Unlike me, she knows where you live.

[hunter]

7. So Mr. Q went sailing over the edge?

:shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. DAMMIT!!!

.
For DECADES, I've been scouring the Personals for my dreamgirl, who would
post the following: SWF into chainsaws and hockey masks seeks WEAKminded SM.
.
.
.
{sigh}... ...{deeper sigh} So close. So close. I know you're out there somewhere, my love.
.

.

[KamaAina]

9. "No weirdos, please."

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

10. Wonder what her definition of weirdos is?

:scared: