I have no idea how to title this thread.

[formercia]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8473974.stm
'Noisy sex' woman spared prison



The Cartwright's noisy love-making went on for 'hours at a time'

A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended prison sentence.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "unnatural" love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.

The 48-year-old, from Washington on Wearside, had earlier pleaded guilty to three counts of breaching the Asbo.

At Newcastle Crown Court, she was given eight weeks suspended for 12 months and a 12-month supervision order.

During a previous hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been kept awake most of the night.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

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[Arkansas Granny]

1. And I have no idea how to respond to it.

:rofl:

[Kali]

2. Disturbing the Piece?

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[velvet]

3. reminds me of my mum

No, no, I never heard her at it, but she heard me once. It was in the last year of her life, when she was bedridden and I was looking after her. I was taking a break from my care duties in the company of a gentleman friend in the granny-flat next to the house. She said to me later, all sympathetic, "I heard you, it sounded like you were in trouble. Sorry I couldn't come over and help you" and then burst out laughing.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. My ex used to keep the neighbors up with her volume during "lovemaking".

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NO!!! NO NO!!! OH, NO NO NO!!! NO!!! NO MEANS NO, BUSTER!!!
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:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[Demoiselle]

5. All right. I'll say it. I assume they keep the lights off.

I know I know I'm a nasty nasty Looksist. (Lookist?)

[Richardo]

6. This thread is useless WITH pics.

x(

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "Looksist" sounds like something Gollum would call you, ... n/t

[edbermac]

8. This thread is useless without audio.

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[formercia]

9. You would really want to listen to that?

You're a sick puppy.:evilgrin: