Will Trade 5.0 Mustang For 2 lbs Of Weed

[Blue_Tires]

5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis - $4000 (bay area)

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Date: 2010-01-20, 6:01PM PST
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hello, i would like to trade my 5.0 mustang for 2 pounds of marijuana.. NO LESS NO MORE. 454 grams. its clean titled good and reliable runnin real strong. this is a serious offer. i have a leg pain that wont go away without marijuana and doctors will not prescribe me a cannibis card.. please help me out. this is a serious ad and i have pictures. e-mail me and i will e-mail you back asap. i am not the police or narco or undercover.. i can meet in a location of your choice.

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Location: bay area
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PostingID: 1562754593



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[rcrush]

1. That guy doesn't sound like a cop at all.

Edit: The guy is in california and CANT get a medical marijuana card? WTF

[krispos42]

2. 2 pounds of anything is 908 grams

:rofl:

[JonLP24]

5. Good catch

454 grams is actually 1 pound.

Actually 453.59237.

[slay]

3. If he's in the bay area, he CAN get a doc to prescribe

just ask around - docs will prescribe it for depression if you say it helps. I hope nobody takes him up on it - 2 pounds if he is a fed would not be good.

[LeftyMom]

4. How the fuck does somebody not get a card?

I could have one by the close of business today if I wanted, and I'm an able bodied person in perfect health. And so can you. In case anybody's wondering, the following excuses work:

Back Pain- If you're a bipedal hominid you have this sometimes.

Menstrual Cramps- Got a uterus? Here's your pot card.

Depression- Life sucks sometimes. But if you're high you won't care.

Anxiety- We all worry about shit. Unless we're high.

Insomnia- It happens to everybody. Now when you can't sleep you can eat bad food and laugh at infomercials.

[rcrush]

6. Damn that sounds like paradise.

[LeftyMom]

7. I looked it up a while ago and there were 70+ dispensaries in Sacramento.

A lot of them DELIVER, even.

I don't even want to know how many there are in the bay area. If this guy can't get his pot legally he's either the dumbest fucker on the planet, or the most honest human being alive.

[rcrush]

8. Or a cop?

A cop trying to catch idiots?

[LeftyMom]

9. Well yeah.

That car probably came straight from the police impound lot, if it actually exists.