This is my 600th post. Ask me anything!

[Ready4Change]

Been waiting for a topic I'd feel good about using my 600th post on, but tired of the wait, so I've created this selfish topic. :P

So, ask me whatever. Any answers I provide I promise to be completely unsupported by facts, documentation or even rational sense. :)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Is Marian Hossa of the Ottawa Senators really god? (nt)

[Ready4Change]

2. According to my extensive research...

Marians delusions of being God were put to rest in the October 11, 1999 game against the New Jersey Devils. Late in the first period Hossa was on the recieving end of a fierce check from the Devils Oliwa, something that God could have easily avoided.

This sent Hossa on a little publisized sabatical, during which time he realized that he is, instead, the reincarnation of Ariadne, a greek agrarian goddess. As this was not only a dissapointment for someone who once aspired to be God, but also embarrasing for a hockey player, Hossa did all he could to cover up this discovery, and returned to apply himself more streneously to his sport.

Hope that clears that up for you!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Thank you wise one

But did you consider that perhaps because Oliwa was a "Devil" that maybe even god wasn't able to avoid the blow? The devil is supposed to be as bad as god is good, after all.

And haven't we all pondered what it would be like to be a woman from time to time? Hossa, being god, can actually do something about it though. Can you really blame him for being curious?