My personals ad on craigslist

[Tobin S.]

Looking for a woman to go trucking with- 37

I posted a nice little ad on here the other day saying that I'd like to meet a woman to go trucking with. Yeah, it gets really lonely out there on the road and it sure would be nice to have the companionship of a woman who honestly would like a long term relationship and to go on adventures. I said in the original ad I am looking for a long term relationship.

My idea of a long term relationship is not an hour spent with a prostitute. Also, it is not a link to a special offer at massiveboobjobs.com to view all of the fake breasts I want for the low price of $19.95 a day. Also, when you send me an e-mail saying that you are a woman, but there is a man's name in the sender column, that isn't too palatable, either. If you are a dude who wants to get with me, I'm sorry, I'm not into guys. If you are a woman sending an e-mail to me on your husband's e-mail account saying how much you want to have sex with me, you are disqualified due to sheer stupidity. And, finally, if you want to verify that I'm real and old enough, meet me at the local Tim Hortons for a cup of coffee. I'll show you my class A CDL that has my picture, name, and address on it and states that I was born in 1972.

Seriously, I'm not just looking for sex. That's a part of it, but the companionship part is the most important part. I can get all of the internet porn I want for free. I know how to handle things myself. A woman isn't even necessary for that. Been doing it since I was 13.

So, no one here is going to make any money on me selling sex stuff. Save it for someone else, or do us all a favor and get the hell off of craigslist.

Now, if you made it through that and are still interested, I am 5'10" tall 200 pounds, green eyes, and light brown hair usually kept in a buzz cut. I prefer women who are smaller than me and 30 to 40 years old. I don't drink, smoke or use drugs and I don't have any diseases. Smokers might be alright, but the rest is non-negotiable. I am single, never married, and I don't have any children. If you are single and would like to see the country with a good guy then give me a holler. If you have a class A CDL that would be awesome, but it's not necessary. This is not something I have to do tomorrow. There is plenty of time for us to get to know each other before hitting the road. Please send a picture if you choose to contact me. I will reply in kind.

I lead an adventurous life. I would like someone to share it with.

(I guess now it's my DU personals ad, too. Ladies, feel free to PM me your phone number. ;) Seriously, we need a dating forum on here. I got a bunch of replies to my original ad trying to sell me sex in some form and no real replies. So far, the same is happening with this ad. Apparently, sex peddlers don't actually read the ads.)

[undeterred]

1. Its a good ad.

I'd recommend posting on plentyoffish.com

Its free and a very popular site.

Good luck.

[Tobin S.]

3. Thank you and thanks for the for the link. n/t

[auntAgonist]

2. hey, I've got a CDL !

j/k my friend. That's a great ad. I hope it gives some good results. I wish I knew a nice lady trucker and I'd introduce you to her. You'd be quite a catch if I do say so :)

good luck my friend.

:hug: :loveya: :hug:


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[Tobin S.]

4. Thank you

I know of a good sized trucker's message board. I might have better luck there I guess, that is if they allow personals ads. Good to see you! :hug:

[Haole Girl]

5. I'm too old for you

:P

Oh, and I'm married.

Series, though, I liked the ad. Only thing I might change, if you are open to suggestions, is to tone down the part about people who sell sex stuff on craigslist a little bit. It's funny, in a way, but you don't want to come across as angry to anyone either. Just a little unsolicited advice.

Good luck. :hug:

[Tobin S.]

6. I think I'm going to leave it there and I'll try something a little different elsewhere

I was kind of pissed when I wrote that paragraph. The people selling sex stuff on there assume everyone on the site is stupid. I thought craigslist had a policy against that sort of thing and I wrote to them complaining about it and also the women seeking men forum- 2 women looking for a relationship for every 100 massage therapists there. It didn't used to be that way.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. The only thing with more mileage than me MAY be your truck...

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Hi, Tobin!
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I really liked your ad on craigslist. You sound like JUST the kinda
guy I've been looking for. There DO seem to be some "roadblocks"
(see... "trucker" humor already), but if you're really serious about
a longterm relationship, they're just "minor bumps in the road"
(lol, lol, lol, lol, lol).
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First, I'm a guy. No "big" deal (nudgenudge, winkwink). And I like
crack and cheap tequila, but I SWEAR this is the decade I'm gonna
cut back on those two things.
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No... ... ...really
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Speaking of "really", I really want to have sex with you, but this
is my wife's email account, so s-h-h-h-h-h on that for now ;). I do
have 5 kids that I'd like to take along with us. One of the boys,
NascarBilly, is even pottytrained (he's the oldest at 38).
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I'm not familiar with this "internet porn" thing. Maybe you could
show me what it is and where I can get some, too.
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I don't have a CDL, but I do have a coupla outstanding warrants that
I can show you.
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I just KNOW you'll like this next part. Below is a picture of my breast
implants. Yeah, yeah, they're really uneven, but that's because I got
such a "great deal" on them (nudgenudge winkwink). No, I haven't had
the surgery yet, but who knows, you could be THE lucky one to reap
the benefits of that surgery as my "financier".
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In your next ad, include directions to the nearest Tim Horton's here
in Crawfishjaw, Mississippi. When we have our "meat" (lol,lol), bring
along $19.95 and I'll let you take my picture with your cellphone.
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I'm assuming you HAVE a cellphone. If you don't, nevermind... this
whole deal's OFF, Mister Man.
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Looking for to (lol) our "meat".
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MiddleFingerChampaynette

P.S. OK, OK... I AM a prostitute, but only on the weekends.
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P.P.S. And Tuesdays through Fridays.
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P.P.P.S. But that's ALL.
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P.P.P.P.S. No... ... ... really!!!
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[suninvited]

8. not right

at all

[Tobin S.]

9. That's about right.

Nice work. :)

[jmowreader]

12. I don't believe that at all. Not for a second. Nope.

Tim Horton's in Mississippi? Come now. We have Krispy Kreme in the South.

[havocmom]

10. LOL I'll send my daughter a link

:rofl: She likes to travel, meets those rather simple requirements, and has a sense of humor.

Redhead who knows the fastest way to a man's heart is a cut just under the ribcage. Has a tee shirt that proclaims: How do you know when a redhead is satisfied? She unties you.

Kinda direct, she is. Don't know where she gets that.

She does screen potential suitors by doing background checks.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Sorry...

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I first read that last line as "She does screen potential SAILORS
by doing a background check.
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Wish I could remember where this came from... but it's still good.
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Something about someone being told about an easy-going, calm-tempered,
sweet-natured, kinda boring redhead... and his response?
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"Imagine that... all that beautiful red hair... ... ... going to waste."
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:rofl: :rofl: :silly: :rofl: :rofl:

[havocmom]

13. No need to apologize. The way I type, it's always possible!

So much so, I checked my reply to see if it needed a fix ;)

Good story about red hair goin to waste. :rofl:

Wayward is calm. She just calmly gets even when the need arises. ;)