Please help! I'm being held hostage at

[Dystopian]

an undisclosed location by an elitist in pantaloons.
:scared:

peace~

[taterguy]

1. Disclose the location and we'll send a posse

[Dystopian]

5. I can't!

Thank you so very much for your offer...
If I knew exactly where I am...was...and will continue to be held...I would.
Only a posse could rescue me at the moment...
It's a matter of fate in the making...

taterguy:hug: You are the knight in shining armor that could have been...
Alas...I am doomed.


peace~

[hippywife]

2. Uh-huh.

And do you really WANT to be rescued? :rofl:

:hi: :*

[Dystopian]

6. YES!

:hi:
I really need to be rescued...

The man in pantaloons is a senior citizen...
It's a perplexing situation...
Even through the trauma...I noted that you changed your sig line...
I guess I'm still okay...


:loveya:

peace~

[hippywife]

13. Sounds like a very perplexing situation.

So tell me how I may set you free, dear one.

Yes, I changed my sig line because I'm tired. Oh so very tired.

[BarbaRosa]

3. An undisclosed location,

punch dick cheeeeeeeeny in the face for me will ya?

[Dystopian]

9. That is too funny!

:hi:

Often...there are facts that are absurd and horrific..
This man...the one holding me hostage....against my will...
He has the same personality typology as the DICK!!!!

I'm beginning to feel safe with him..
He lets me out...or rather pushes me out the door...
He allows me to :smoke: on the balcony on the second floor..
I've thought of jumping....
I may..
But he bakes brownies for me and says I'm worth it...
So...he's like DICK...yet not.

:D
peace~

[Ptah]

4. Those pantalooned elitists are the worst.

:scared:

I'll leave a care package in a unknown location.
Look for it.

[Dystopian]

10. Thank you, Ptah : )

You are indeed a kind soul...
I will look for the care package..
And will handle with care..

Thank you for caring:hug:

I hope it's not too late....
The clock is ticking...

peace~

[rug]

7. MC Hammer hasn't beem am eltist since he went bust.

[Dystopian]

11. I would sell my soul to the devil right now

If I only had to deal with MC Hammer!
This guy's pantaloons don't resemble harem pantaloons..
Although I suspect he has a harem around here somewhere...
I hear eerie noises ...

:scared:

peace~

[Kaleva]

8. I'm translating your message to Klingon for a clue. I think outside the box.

[Dystopian]

12. I feel saved already~

Thank you! I'm so thankful for outside box-thinkers.
You are my only salvation!
And you can save all of humanity with your thoughts.:hug:

peace~

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

14. Is he feeding you elitist food and drink?

while in captivity?

[Dystopian]

15. I'm afraid so : (

So far he's made be breakfast... omelet and baked cornbread...
He watches me while I eat...
Then came the Twinkle-like cupcake...
And baked brownies....

And then he forced beer and weed on me.
I didn't want to do it...

He said I'd be okay...
Please PM Skinner to track the ISP or something...
I don't want to be obvious...

I'm so full of elitist food, drink, smoke...
I probably will end up not wanting to leave...:scared:
(he showed me fake money and real silk ties)
:hug:

:loveya:
peace~
edit: I'm being monitored. I was wrong. It was real money. It was Turkish lira...it looked fake to me, but I'm not as smart as he is.
I'm bound to be correct.