Coming up on 20K posts. What occurs?

[Fire Walk With Me]

Poll question: Coming up on 20K posts. What occurs?

[HopeHoops]

1. Your naughty bits fall off.

Sorry to inform you of this, but it is somewhere in the "Terms of Use" agreement.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. It wouldn't matter

as they're not engaged in any use at all, terms or no terms :rofl:

[BurtWorm]

2. It's all downhill from there.

[KamaAina]

3. We teach you the secret DU handshake

and give you the keys to the executive washroom.

Sorry, you don't get the assigned parking space 'til you hit 50,000. :P

[Lil Missy]

4. Orgasms become more intense.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. See post #1.

:cry:

[trof]

5. You get a key to the middle management rest room.

It's still 50K posts for the exec lounge.
They have Charmin instead of the WalMart house brand.
Oh...and you can squeeze it all you want.
:-)

[Donnachaidh]

13. so what level is the monogrammed TP?

enquiring minds....

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. According to the Mayan calander, you now self destruct.

[kentauros]

9. You hear "Also Sprach Zarathushtra" every time you login

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. You mean...you don't?

[kentauros]

22. No, I hear

Carmina Burana :P

[sarge43]

23. Dies Irae. n/t

[kentauros]

24. I don't remember the words, or can't understand them when sung

but that's them! :D

This is what we should all see and hear when we enter the Lounge, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgYEuJ5u1K0

:P

[sarge43]

25. The Wiki article has a translation.

Concise summation: "You are fucked, playa. Eternally."

[kentauros]

26. Well then, appropriate for DU!

:P

I skimmed the wiki entry; I guess I'll go back to it and look again.

[sarge43]

27. Indeed it is. n/t

[joeybee12]

11. Naked mods!

The rec/unrec feature spins out of control!

[Kali]

12. rec'ing this poll

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7583457

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. ...

[Kali]

31. 7 recs!

does that mean the greatest page by proxy?:rofl: :patriot:

[Lochloosa]

15. PIZZA TIME!

[blondeatlast]

16. You learn that I am geenerally among the FIRST to come to the table... nt

[hippywife]

17. You have to ride

around the Lounge with no clothes on atop a little goat. :)

[rcrush]

18. You get a free prostitute for a night.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. Four words.

Backstage passes with Chuggo.

[sarge43]

20. A narwhale crashes on your living room couch and

won't leave until you have 30K posts.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. That would explain the narwhale in my living room.....

But what about the cowboy monkey and the midget horse?!

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. See post 17.

[old mark]

21. You are entitled to an absolutely FREE

[Javaman]

30. I'm still reeling from the experience. nt

[AwakeAtLast]

32. Chuggo gives you a private concert

:hide:

:D

:hi:

[XemaSab]

33. .

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ACG6lH-LdJA/SeAcZIt36MI/AAAAAAAAAFA/_QO-q5RXxuQ/s400/twin+peaks+black+lodge.JPG