CAPTION the d**k's press conference

[underpants]

[DagmarK]

1. Come on,,,,, just touch the trebles once.......they don't bite

*

[On the Road]

2. "I Wouldn't Touch That President With a 10-Foot Pole"

[Qutzupalotl]

3. (Bush speaking)

"Little lower, come forward...that's it! Now, side to side..."

[cosmicdot]

4. could I have a nine iron, please

... no, seriously, thanks for maintaining the 'keep'em at least 10 feet away at all times' Rove rule, 'not to mention the 1000 yards from the house' rule ... we'll be around with a pale and ladle in about 2 hours ... of course, you're welcome to use any creeks which haven't dried up for the summer ... but, stay outta my fishing hole ...

[skip fox]

5. W. is "saying": "Like, . . . you know . . . I mean . . .

if we could get the Palestinians and Isrealis to stop fighting, we sure would. I even made a roadmap and had them make color copies and send them to everybody involved. But if they don't stop fighting, what's the harm if somebody makes a profit? I mean, maybe a whole bunch of companies could have endorsements like at NASCAR. How 'bout a suicide bomber with something like 'Gateway' written on the back of his shirt, and a tricky little slogan or music in the background or something. . . . As an honorary neo-con, I can think outta the box. Not bad, huh? . . . . Wow, . . . you bet."

[sexybomber]

6. W is thinking:

"Is that a microphone or are the right-wing controlled media REALLY happy to see me?"

[liberalpress]

7. Not wanting to touch the aliens..

...with a ten foot pole, the press corps "makes do" with what's at hand.