Internet Argument Techniques (And you know you've seen all 11 right here at DU)

[SteppingRazor]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/


(Unfortunately, the whole article's an image, otherwise I'd cut and paste some here. Totally worth reading, though.)

[Call Me Wesley]

1. I know I said I was leaving forever

and then I saw you posting this thread and there's a screenshot of what I said and IT WAS JUST FUN and I'm off for good now and I hope you're happy until the next time I see you posting something!

:hi: How goes?

[caitxrawks]

2. HA that's great.

I'm totally stealing it and putting it on CafeMom =)

[madinmaryland]

3. That's a classic!!

:rofl:

[CBR]

4. This is great! nt

[Duer 157099]

5. is this allowed?

[MilesColtrane]

8. Hmmm...nothing about blowing up the moon in there?

I'm disappointed.

[Zomby Woof]

9. #8

The people who call the unrec feature "censorship" fall into that category.

[JanMichael]

6. I didn't catch "must always make the last post in a thread argument"?

That's the most annoying "technique" that I've seen. Some people simply can't stand not making the last comment or getting in the last word.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. I've experienced 3 so far today.

[distantearlywarning]

10. I think I saw all of these yesterday in GD.

n/t

[Pool Hall Ace]

11. I actually did post an innocent question once

in GD, and was dogpiled by the "Oh yeah, SURE you're just asking a QUESTION, freeper/teagger/woowoo/birther!"

That taught me to stay the hell out of GD. :rofl: I love this list, though.

I guess in GD, asking = bad; arguing = good! :thumbsup:

[petronius]

12. I laughed so hard I almost pooped

:rofl:

[JNelson6563]

13. Brilliant! I love it!

:toast: