Companies that you would give a different corporate slogan.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I'll start.

Wachovia. We're always on the opposite fucking side of the street from you.

(Just because I always have to cross traffic, make U-turns, etc. to get to whatever Wachovia branch I'm trying to reach.)

[HopeHoops]

1. WalMart - Every Day China Prices

Slave labor is alive and well.

[HopeHoops]

2. Toyota - Fuck Safety

[TZ]

15. Ford....at least Toyota is making people forget the Pinto.

[rurallib]

11. Walmart - the only store in this town and many others

where else you going to shop?

[HopeHoops]

3. Pizza Slut - You Know You Crave Grease

[HopeHoops]

4. Budweiser - Busty Chicks Dig Bad Beer

[SoxFan]

17. I think that's Coors

But give AB time, they'll get there at the rate they are going!

[HopeHoops]

20. Pretty much all of the bad beers use that commercial.

[HopeHoops]

5. Burger King - Have Shit Your Way

[NightWatcher]

6. Wachovia: Sounds better than Walk-all-over-ya

Bank of America: F-U cough up $35 bucks
Krystals: Dude, you MUST have the munchies
Radio Shack: Kinda like Best Buy but boring

[kayakjohnny]

7. Any airline:

We haul you and your worthless crap across the sky.
And treat you like cattle.

[mikeytherat]

14. "We make you feel like you never left the ground...because we treat you like dirt."

mikey_the_rat

[peekaloo]

18. Delta: "We'll get you there...eventually."

[Orrex]

8. Costco. Almost as Evil

[woo me with science]

9. How about a new logo instead?

Citibank Credit Cards:

[Demoiselle]

10. If I weren't so pissed off at big banks,....

I would suggest that "Wachovia" be pronounced "Watch Ova Ya." That'd be a great name for a bank with moral fiber. Oh well.

[datasuspect]

12. Carl's Jr.: "Fuck You, I'm Eating"

[Orsino]

13. KFC: the only thing missing is U!

Oldie but goodie.

[SoxFan]

16. Apple: Fork it over, fanboys!

[Rambis]

19. Domino's, shitty pizza shitty politics

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