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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 07:24 PM
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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you...
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

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LoveMyCali Donating Member (694 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:04 PM
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1. Crap!
There is a 93% chance my cat is trying to kill me.
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:05 PM
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2. I'm in the same boat. We're fucked.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:15 PM
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3. I don't think cats have the brain power to plot, but I'm 100% certain that
a cat will happily kill you if doing so would provide an extra 10 minutes of nap time.
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-28-10 01:16 AM
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4. I took the quiz and I am in big trouble!
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-28-10 01:53 AM
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5. the easiest way is just to see if they're awake...if they are- then they're plotting to kill you.
and when they sleep, they mostly dream about tuna.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-28-10 02:09 AM
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6. Ominous music, and that unwavering eye contact
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI
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Mugu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-28-10 03:25 AM
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7. That's exactly why I keep a vacuum cleaner handy. n/t
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-28-10 05:24 AM
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8. Cute...
Now I have to watch Cider who is laying on my CPU.
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