If Mitch McConnell wanted to give you a hickey,

[Pryderi]

what would you do?

[rug]

1. Tell Dick Morris.

[Pryderi]

2. Why does he shave his eyebrows?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Ewww. How do you produce a hickey with no lips?

[Pryderi]

4. I don't want to know.../shudder

[Arugula Latte]

8. Maybe he has a squid-like hidden beak in his mouth.

:scared:

[peekaloo]

14. That's it! He DOES look like a squid.

forget the hickey, he could use those pointy lil teeth and his ink sac (both positioned near his rectum) to tattoo a person.

[KamaAina]

5. Go medieval on him

:scared:

[texanwitch]

6. He is not of this earth.

Humans have lips.

Get the Men in Black on him.

He has creepy little teeth.

[GoCubsGo]

7. Why did you have to ask that before bedtime?

Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks a lot!

[martymar64]

9. I'm trying to eat here!

:puke:

[dembotoz]

10. i am a guy --would that make him "my bitch mc connell"

sorry if that offended anyone in the gay community
trying to be somewhat funny

[Bucky]

11. I'd whip 'em out and say "Welcome to the Tea Bag Party, Senator!"

No, I wouldn't actually do that. I would politely decline, cause my mama raised me right.

[Pryderi]

17. Mitch had to leave the military because of....wellll...no one really knows, but

you might be on the right track.

[old mark]

12. That's one reason why I carry a gun. nt

[peekaloo]

13. He'd have to truss up that dangling chin first.

[atmame77]

15. Sent Him to Larry Craig

Come out of the closet you GOP Loons!

[HughBeaumont]

16. It'd be the same as getting one from this guy . . .

[PassingFair]

18. He scares the shit out of me.

He looks like something from a Clive Barker movie.

Part man, part fish.

:puke:

[PassingFair]

19. He scares the shit out of me.

He looks like something from a Clive Barker movie.

Part man, part fish.

:puke:

[bookworm65t]

20. run like hell

BTW why do you ask?