Dinosaurs Were Made Up By The CIA To Discourage Time Travel

[rcrush]

[old mark]

1. I guess the CIA planted the story that God put all those dino bones around

to test the faith of the real christians who know the Earth is 6,000 years old and that evolution is a creature of Satan.

Actually, that kind of sounds like the CIA to me....

mark

[rcrush]

2. The first dinosaur was discovered in 1822, the CIA began in 1947.

Think about it...

[old mark]

4. NO, we are TOLD the CIA began in 1947 - the COI -

Coordinator of Information- began in 1941, and this was later changed to the OSS, Office of Strategic Services, both essentially the same agency, headed by William "Wild Bill" Donovan.

FYI, the thing about the CIA and the bones was a "joke".

mark

[jobycom]

3. That's their style.

Most companies would just serve crappy peanuts in their time machine to discourage travel, but the CIA has to go all overboard and create an entire scientific field that defines our very concept of life and existence.

[rcrush]

5. Thunderstorms are actually Space Navy battles.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Dude, you really need to get some new socks....

....the absence of new socks is beginning to get to your head.

[rcrush]

7. The quantity of wood that a woodchuck could chuck has long been known, but the CIA covers it up.

[WCGreen]

9. And they also know how many peter piper picked...

Those bastards...

[bluedigger]

8. I always suspected as much.