Say the punchline and guess the joke.

[geardaddy]

Punchline = I can see your house from here.

[geardaddy]

1. ...

Hmmm.

No takers?

How about just list all your favorite punchlines?

[pintobean]

8. Well, could you untie one of them, and let out some more rope?

[BOSSHOG]

2. "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

[geardaddy]

3. Ouch.

lol

[BOSSHOG]

16. A guy walks into his favorite restaurant on Christmas morning

and orders Eggs Benedict, the waiter comes back with the order on a hubcap. The startled customer said what is this?

[geardaddy]

4. "fuck you, clown!"

[bluesbassman]

11. Not a joke. That was my standard response to the ex-wife's attorney.

:rofl:

[bluesbassman]

12. .

Sorry, wrong place. (Not a Punchline) :)

[geardaddy]

17. Excellent.

:thumbsup:

[Roon]

5. Send down some more of that hot buttered corn..eom

[geardaddy]

6. Is that a punchline?

lol

I can only imagine what the joke is.

[Roon]

10. It's a really disgusting joke..

but I got the idea of just telling the punchline from the simpsons..

[geardaddy]

7. "I'm afraid not (a frayed knot)"

:rofl:

[Bennyboy]

26. Two strings walk in to a bar...

and the bartender throws em out.

Says "we don't serve strings here"..

so off they go, wondering how they are gonna get back in the bar...

One string says "I have an idea, lets tie ourselves up and kind of splay the ends"

So back in the bar they go.

The bartender says "Hey aren't you the strings that I kicked out of here a while ago"

The string replies "no, Frayed Knot"....

[flying rabbit]

9. Rectum? Damn near killed him! nt

[Capn Sunshine]

36. Johnny is late to school and teacher asks "what happened?"

Little Johnny says " I saw a bad accident. A guy got thrown out of his car and landed on a fire plug that went 8 inches up his ass."

The teacher says "rectum, Johnny, rectum."

and Johnny says.....

[bluesbassman]

13. "Okay, break's over, everybody back on your heads".

[JuniperLea]

14. "He fell off the perch"

Oldie...

[muffin1]

15. How many's a brazzilion?

OK, not a hard one, but it cracked me up all the same!:rofl:

[geardaddy]

18. "because she's fucking goofy"

[Bennyboy]

21. Why did Minnie Mouse get fired? (Or) Why did Minnie and Mickey get divorced?

tell me what I won!

[Bennyboy]

22. delete

[Bennyboy]

23. delete wrong spot

[geardaddy]

25. Quasimodo joke?

[Bennyboy]

27. nope

[geardaddy]

24. You've won

the satisfaction of being right!

[Bennyboy]

30. Well that happens less often than I think it should, so....

I'll take it.

[sarge43]

19. And the Englishman shot her. n/t

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

20. At my age,

I rather have a talking frog....... :)

[Bennyboy]

28. No, but his face sure rings a bell! (punchline #1)

[Bennyboy]

29. No but he is a dead ringer for that guy yesterday! (punchline #2)

[Roon]

31. The churchbell ringer with no arms..he hit the bell with his face

pee-wee herman told that joke on letterman years and years ago.

[Bennyboy]

32. Wow. I did not know that...

An old freind of mine John taylor told that to me about 40 years ago.... There is a third part But I can't remember it...

[Iggo]

33. "No. We were just good friends."

:rofl:

[704wipes]

34. Think it will rain?

from a city cousin/country cousin joke...

[ornotna]

35. An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth

Joke........