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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 05:49 PM
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Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:32 PM
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1. My dear rcrush...
Ah, I beg to differ.

Pants DO too get dirty, though not as much as underwear. Food can splash, things can drip, or your dirty hands can make contact...

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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:34 PM
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2. I have a pair of jeans I havent washed in 16 months.
Therefore I am right! :rofl:
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-30-10 03:19 PM
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12. I got wind of it...
Perhaps henceforth, you'll stand downwind.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:35 PM
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3. the boss gets mad if you wear them after the crotch has given out
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 06:42 PM
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4. Especially if you don't wear underwear!!
:D

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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 07:29 PM
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6. Or if he doesn't get mad...
You might get a promotion out of it. ;-)
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 07:07 PM
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5. I feel like my jeans get dirty really quickly.
Slacks on the other hand I rarely wash. It's probably pretty gross.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:19 PM
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7. I wear pants a lot before washing
but I still get them dirty.
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:26 PM
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8. English or American?
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 08:50 PM
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9. Me or my jeans?
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Brickbat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 09:27 PM
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10. When I lived in Russia, I had to wash all my clothes by hand in the bathtub.
After awhile I stopped washing my jeans because it was such a production. I noted that jeans go through a cycle of being clean, then sort of dirty, then really dirty, and then they smell bad, but if you can soldier on through the smelling-bad part (and spray them with perfume or something every once in awhile, like everyone else did there), they emerge into this sort of Zen-like not-dirty existence. They're sure as hell not clean, but they're not dirty, either. So I think I went about a year without washing my jeans.
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-29-10 09:58 PM
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11. amen
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