Has your morning breath ever been so bad that it turned into a solid mass?

LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:10 AM
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Has your morning breath ever been so bad that it turned into a solid mass?

Be honest.

Thank you.

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:14 AM
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1. Is that really what you wanted to confess to when you asked

Edited on Sat Jan-30-10 12:16 AM by S n o w b a l l

about personal hygiene?

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Be honest. No one will judge you.

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:15 AM
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2. Ahem....

Edited on Sat Jan-30-10 12:19 AM by LeftyFingerPop

My breath is always minty fresh. :D

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:19 AM
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3. Do you floss in bed?

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:20 AM
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4. Yes....my buttocks.

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:21 AM
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5. With duct tape?

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:24 AM
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6. Yes...and WD-40.

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S n o w b a l l

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:29 AM
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7. For your birthday....rubber pants

Seriously, doesn't that stuff stink?

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LeftyFingerPop

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:31 AM
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8. No. My entire being smells like gardenia and jasmine.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Sat Jan-30-10 12:43 AM
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9. No, butt...

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Learn from my mistake: The EASIEST way to get excommunicated is to fart in a stuffy confessional.
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AsahinaKimi

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Sat Jan-30-10 01:26 AM
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10. YOUR posting just reminded me of a video..

taisetsu o kizuku mono by Chara
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezIr0XHUY6U&feature=r

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