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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:45 PM Original message |
The Grocery Express Lane...15 Items or Less.. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. This is the same lady who if she's standing in line |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I witnessed that for the first time a couple of months ago!! |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 09:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
12. Then she's not a 'lady'. nt |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 03:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
85. Once a manager in a retail store told an impatient customer |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. I got stuck behind one that was in the 10 items or less cash only lane. |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Some people are so clueless. eom |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
78. I'd have loved seeing something like that. |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. I always look at those check writers like what century are you in? |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. My Grandmother did it once..my Grandfather told me about it |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 08:58 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I don't mind them if they have the sense to begin writing |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 12:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
17. The ones who wait also have to completely reconcile their checkbook before they |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 09:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
58. My fiance has an issue with losing his debit card... |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-30-10 09:43 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. I harrassed my mum about that |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 05:25 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I hope your mum scheduled you for an ass-kicking, yes indeed!! |
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Pharlo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:41 AM Response to Reply #4 |
16. I have the opposite reaction, actually, |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 12:03 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I'm going to agree with you here |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 04:08 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. You can swipe your card before they are done checking out |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
39. No way. |
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Pharlo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:11 PM Response to Reply #39 |
66. I have never been behind a person with plastic who |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:46 PM Response to Reply #66 |
73. Know your audience. |
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insanity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:08 PM Response to Reply #16 |
69. disagree |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 01:13 PM Response to Reply #4 |
20. As long as the stores still accept checks for payment, it's predictable |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:50 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. Thanks Gormy |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:21 AM Response to Reply #36 |
43. And speaking of people who don't have a good grasp of English.... |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
76. Did you ever notice how slowly they write out everything in that checkbook |
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AmyDeLune (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 04:55 AM Response to Original message |
9. What!?! No coupons?!? |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
11. 15 items or FEWER. nt |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
38. Yeah, well... |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 11:12 AM Response to Reply #11 |
60. ... |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
14. heh. |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. It always seems to me that the "Express" lane is anything but. |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 12:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Yep. I pick based on the cashier... |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:45 PM Response to Reply #19 |
32. But even they can't help you when a Lottery Ticket Assshat shows up |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:31 AM Response to Reply #32 |
51. Those are only sold at customer service... |
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caitxrawks (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
21. this is the kind of person i hated when i worked at walgreens. |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
22. The "lady" is related to the woman |
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prole_for_peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 05:49 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. And the lady who does all you described but |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
23. I hate people who take forever to pay for their stuff. |
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demmiblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:31 AM Response to Reply #23 |
45. Perhaps you should chill out. |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-02-10 12:06 AM Response to Reply #45 |
86. ACK, sorry, i wasn't refering to people that were slow because of age and. |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 08:57 AM Response to Reply #23 |
56. hey! |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-02-10 12:07 AM Response to Reply #56 |
87. *Odin hides* |
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elocs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
24. My talent is in picking the line that appears to be the fastest, but is in reality the slowest. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:08 AM Response to Reply #24 |
40. Never pick the shortest line. Ever. |
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elocs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:58 AM Response to Reply #40 |
55. I don't pick the shortest lane necessarily, only the one that "appears" to be the fastest. |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 11:50 AM Response to Reply #40 |
63. Why?! WHY is this true? |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:40 PM Response to Reply #63 |
71. because people see how slow the checker or customer is, and move to another line. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
25. The airport equivilent is the Old Guy with a big belt and change |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 04:14 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. My mother was dating a professor who was also a mountain man |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:43 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. Or about three dozen Paul Tsongas buttons |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
29. I almost didn't do it yesterday |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
30. The "She Needed Killin'" defense may apply in this case |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. I always think of that "Bloom County" cartoon when I read stories like this. |
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susanna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:26 AM Response to Reply #35 |
44. I sooooo miss Bloom County. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:32 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Oh, god, Berke would have had SUCH a field day with Dubya and the internet |
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susanna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:32 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. Thankfully...it isn't just me. |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
33. Fifteen (or even ten) items is too many for an "express" lane |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
34. And this is why I go to the store after work. |
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Terra Alta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-31-10 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
37. I work at Wally World |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
41. Chit-chatty checkers in the express drive me insane. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:04 PM Response to Reply #41 |
64. Chit-chatty checkers in ANY lane annoy the bejesus out of me |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:39 PM Response to Reply #64 |
70. Yeah, true. I love self-checkout lanes, but they have their own issues. |
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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
42. I would have brutally murdered her. |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:55 AM Response to Original message |
47. I think her twin must have been in front of me, except the clincher.... |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
48. The store I worked in cut back the work force to a skeleton crew |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:33 AM Response to Reply #48 |
52. jerkhole! |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 11:08 AM Response to Reply #48 |
59. I empathize with you and the staff who are not able to change things |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 03:10 PM Response to Reply #59 |
82. I've done that too. |
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goldcanyonaz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:25 AM Response to Original message |
50. Life is about waiting, I have no problem affording people the same courtesy I want afforded to me. |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:35 AM Response to Reply #50 |
53. sounds noble and all but all anyone here is asking is |
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Mudoria (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
54. One thing I've learned in the Express Line... |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
57. I can so relate. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
61. One of the things I like about Whole Foods is that they do not sell Cigs |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 11:38 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Safeway has to be the worst at having ample checkout lines open. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:05 PM Response to Reply #61 |
65. They also have a CEO who is a conservative nutjob too |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:53 PM Response to Reply #65 |
74. Yeah, that they do |
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hlthe2b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:52 PM Response to Reply #61 |
68. Actually, just the opposite at my neighborhood Safeway... |
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A-Long-Little-Doggie (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
67. I hate it when I am waved INTO the Express Lane. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
72. I could feel my blood pressure rise as I read your post. |
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snooper2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
75. patience is a virtue |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
77. I'd say half the time or more when I am in the express lane, there's |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
79. Here's another one; this idiot BEHIND me in the express lane |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
80. I AM NOW HEADING TO THE GROCERY STORE!... |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
81. here is me: |
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dugaresa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
83. patience, it is a virtue |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Feb-01-10 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
84. That definitely was not my Mom. She wouldn't have bought the smokes. |
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sammytko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-02-10 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
88. I love to shop at the air force commissary! |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-02-10 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
89. I often shop on a saturday because all the cashes are open and there are no lineups. |
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