I dreamed last night that Charlie Crist was going to lose because his lack of kung fu

[Bucky]

I wish I was making this up, but my mind actually does this to me. I fell asleep at the computer and dreamed that Charlie Crist was on the verge of losing his run for the Republican nomination for the US Senate because he wasn't as good at martial arts fighting as the Tea Party nutcase running against him. There was something on the tvradio in my dream about him practicing jiu jitsu while kung fu is actually a more effective for the fights used to determine who the nominee will be. So I went over to the DU coffee house, where all of us sit around on computers and type at each other, but when things get really hectic we'll lean over and talk directly. So I was at the DU coffee house and I was wanting to say that the Florida Democrats should only nominate someone for senate if they first showed they were also proficient at martial arts, but I was scared to type that into the computer because I didn't want Skinner to kick me out of the coffee shop for advocating violence.

[Bucky]

1. How in the hell can this post go six whole days without a single comment?

You people suck.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. What, you didn't see my comment abo--

Oh, sorry about that dude.

[LeftishBrit]

3. That's hysterical!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. You didn't tell me you were Floridian, Bucky.

I wouldn't have treated you so horribly had I known.

[Bucky]

5. I'm not. I'm a Texan. Florida is a vacation spot, not a home.

Now you may resume treating my horribly with a clear conscience.