Scariest attempt to beat a drug test ever

[jmowreader]

There are two basic ways to try to beat a drug test. Neither of them reliably works.

Method 1 is to drink something that's supposed to "rid your body of toxins." In reality all these do is make you piss like a Russian racehorse. The extra urine output will reduce the color and amount of creatine metabolite in the urine, so these products generally contain a piss-coloring agent and lots of creatine. (Translation: take beta carotene and creatine tablets, and you can pass these tests just by drinking lots of coffee. Coffee is cheaper than "strip" drinks and tastes better.)

Method 2 is to add something to your sample, such as pyridinium chlorochromate, which is supposed to "alter" the THC metabolite so a GC/MS machine won't be able to tell it's what it is. Apparently it never occurred to these people that one blunt, a plastic cup and a package of Urine Luck is all it takes to calibrate your GC/MS to find this shit. Oh yeah, some guys dump bleach in the sample...doesn't EVERYONE's piss smell like Clorox?

But this is the real winner: Someone asked me if using arsenic would defeat a drug test. Arsenic. I'm not sure how he intended to use this shit--do you EAT the arsenic? Or put it in a piss sample? Certainly if you ate the arsenic you wouldn't have to worry about failing the test but there are worse things than failing a drug test...you know, like dying of arsenic poisoning. It is kinda toxic. And as far as putting the arsenic in the pee goes...I would imagine when the cops came to your house and pumped you full of British anti-Lewisite you'd be sorry you tried arsenic in your sample.

Arsenic. Who THINKS of this shit?