Ron Burgundy is fucking awesome.

[rcrush]

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

Ron Burgundy: and see if she likes the goods.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. There are a lot of Navy personnel in Whale's Vagina, nicht war? n/t

[NoPasaran]

2. They say he's just a scotch away from being Chris Matthews