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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:23 PM
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John Travolta can go stick his head in a pig.
This is John Travolta in that stupid new movie he's in:



This is me:



Ever since the ads for Travolta's new crapfest started airing - especially during football games, when they've been showing it 2,431 times a day - all my friends turn to me and say, "Ha! You look like John Travolta!" or words to that effect.

For the record, I do not want to look like John Travolta.

John Travolta can go stick his head in a pig.

End transmission.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:25 PM
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1. If you look like him
then so does ever bald guy. I'm not seeing the resemblance at all. :hi:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:27 PM
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3. My goatee is much thicker now than in that pic
Edited on Sun Jan-31-10 06:27 PM by WilliamPitt
And I have the hoop earring, too. Not that big, but still.

No, not too similar. But enough to get dumped on.

;)
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:29 PM
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4. But your facial features
are not even close. Different nose, chin, etc. There is no resemblance but the bald head. :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:34 PM
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6. That's the thing
Here's how it goes. "Hey, Travolta shaved his head. Ha, you look like him!"

I am not pleased. :)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:27 PM
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2. Don't worry. You don't look like John Travolta.
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:34 PM
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5. As an opponent of animal cruelty please have him...
...stick his head into his own ass and leave the poor pig alone!

And on an aside no I don't think you look like the famous crazy Scientologist. He has a much prettier mouth and darker facial hair.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:35 PM
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7. Hey I look like Elton John
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:38 PM
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8. I already know
Dammit.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:43 PM
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9. I heard you were awesome in Wild Hogs. And Old Dogs and Wild Hogs 2
Edited on Sun Jan-31-10 06:43 PM by rcrush
You really have a wide range of acting ability sir! :rofl:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:44 PM
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10. I don't think you look alike
What kind of cig is that?
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:45 PM
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11. He wore a lace-front wig for a long time...he's looks better bald..imho
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:48 PM
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12. Maybe you should start wearing a name tag in case the Thetans drop by.
It is a census year, after all. Why take a chance...

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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 06:57 PM
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13. To be fair, his head has more of a Taj Mahal thing happening.
While yours is more of a classic bathysphere look.

Let's compare....

Him:



You:



Although, you do get points if you don't have a guy staring out from the middle of your face with a very concerned look.

Unless it happens to be you.

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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:06 PM
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14. Really? Share And Enjoy!
I'm bald with a goatee, too! B-)
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:18 PM
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15. Just say, "I don't look like Travolta. HE looks like ME." n/t
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:25 PM
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16. I can see it, a little.
No specs and if the goat was a little darker.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-31-10 07:51 PM
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17. You're a Scientologist, Will?
:hide:

:D

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