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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:06 PM
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Next big consumer product! Get in on the ground floor!


Note: I'm only making fun of Fox News Channel and its evil or misguided employees; if you're blonde, naturally or otherwise, rest assured that I'm not talking about you.
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Tummler Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:08 PM
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1. The FDA's already recalled that product
Turns out it causes brain damage.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 10:00 PM
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4. That's one of the product's promises
Says so right on the package! :) (Forgive italics; probably would have shown up clearer in regular type.)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:08 PM
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2. tee hee hee
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a_random_joel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 08:13 PM
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3. Brings new meaning to the term "fake blonde", eh?
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-23-04 11:56 PM
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5. One self-centered kick, cuz I thought it was funny :)
Ow, I kicked myself in the center!
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 02:44 PM
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6. Just one more; I need investors, dammit! (j/k)
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