Imagine my surprise when walking down the road there he was….

[The Lone Liberal]

Big, old, fat, jolly Ho Tai Buddha.

Well, what could I do?

I killed him.

[Dookus]

1. You did the right thing

[Az]

2. What else could you do

Buddhist torture:

Why do you desire nirvana?

[SoDesuKa]

3. What Sound Did He Make

What sound did he make when he hit the ground?

[The Lone Liberal]

4. I dont know

what sound does one Buddha make.

[Az]

5. It depends on what he ate recently

Not really a proper kohn though. Maybe something like what is the sound a Buddha makes in a vaccum.

[The Lone Liberal]

6. Well I need to explain

I did the deed with a halibut that I happen to be carrying. I just slapped him up side the head with the halibut. So I should have asked “what sound does one Buddha slapping make.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Were you chemically impaired at the time???

Again....

[EstimatedProphet]

8. More importantly, should WE be chemically impaired?

Will this make more sense?

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Perhaps.

I am already alcoholically impaired.

:shrug:

[Bertha Venation]

9. It's the only thing to do when you meet the Buddha.

I want that new book.

[Az]

10. But isn't desire

the problem? Shouldn't you not want the book?

[Bertha Venation]

12. I don't know.

I'm a floundering (halibutting?) agnostic looking for something. I heard about the book this morning. If it can bring me enlightenment, shouldn't I read it?


(BTW it's called Killing The Buddha)