Caption: even the backing vocals look pissed....

[emad]

[DarkPhenyx]

1. My Caption:

Condi: "Fucker is gonna make me have to lie more to cover his ass today. Keeps this Up I'm gonna kick his ass."

[carols]

7. Exactly - It looks like she is saying

"Gawd, I hate this stupid son-of-a-bitch!" And the other woman is saying "Don't worry, dear. He has to sleep sometime..."
Carol

[readmylips]

2. You get Condi over my dead body....

you'll pry this woman from my dead cold hands...(ala charleston heston the murderer).

[wysimdnwyg]

3. Huh? Were you talking to me?

Oh, um.... What was the question?

[LynneSin]

4. Why does Condi Rice look pissed in every photo I see?

I mean - she looks like a really angry woman?

Then again - can you blame her?

[nuxvomica]

9. Maybe her shoes are too tight

We know she loves expensive shoes and has, oh, a couple of thousand pairs. Perhaps she's a size 9 but always tells the shoemaker she's a size 7 because in her mind that's the truth and she can't possibly be wrong. :shrug:

[DS1]

5. Looks like someone told Condi to sit in the back of the bus

:nuke:

[GoBlue]

6. Condi: to herself

?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet, I can't sit at the big table no more. Karl's gonna make it all my fault, I just know it.

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Shit. They're waiting for me to say something

after reading Karl's plan where he wrote he wants "to gut the school system over forty years. First sucker them on vouchers, then twenty years out, when all you hear out of the NEA is yapping of a starving puppy somebody left behind, ask them why the government should be expected to pay for the vouchers.' But I don't get it. Why would anyone leave the puppy behind? I mean like you could take it to the pound or . . . (endless mind chatter as everyone keeps on waiting for him to say something since they all like a good laugh with their morning coffee)."

[LionInWinter]

10. "Sure, I know wheres to keep them womenfolk ...

I mean, they kant sit at the big table with the mens and all, but ya'll got ta keep em there three steps behin, jus soes ya'll ken keep an eyes on em."

[grannylib]

11. Condi is thinking, "I hope I don't look like I'm gonna wet my pants the

next time I have to go on TV to explain my sorry-ass self..."

[cosmicdot]

12. OK, who was the smart a** who wrote here I should just resign ...

[VOX]

13. "Good thang Ah got all mah notes here what Karl wrote fer me..."

"Now, Ah gotta git sombody to read the dang thangs fer me!"

[bif]

14. Gary Trudeau to offer $5000 reward for anyone with a photo

Of Condi smiling.

[Endangered Specie]

15. Gary Trudeau to offer $5,000,000 reward for anyone with a photo...

of Bush looking intelligent.