It's been awhile since I've posted a thread, so hijack this one!

[liberalhistorian]

I feel like posting a thread, but I can't think of anything in particular right now. So anything and everything goes (not too heavy on the sex stuff, though, and Magic Rat that includes YOU as well, regardless of how long it's been for you!) Be as creative as you want, God knows we could all use it.

Call it the "everthing but the kitchen sink" thread!:evilgrin:

[MountainLaurel]

1. Funny cat story

Hi Lisa . . . happy to oblige

I was lying in bed this morning, trying to raise the energy to get out of bed, when I heard Cali the Wonder Tabby rattling a plastic bag. A minute later she jumps up on the bed, and the plastic bag is still rattling. I open my eyes to see what's going on. The plastic bag had static clinged itself to her tail, and Cali couldn't shake it off.

But this is not as humorous as when the same thing happened to a bag of catnip that she'd been rolling on. She ran in front of me with a baggy of kitty herb stuck to her sizeable side.

[liberalhistorian]

3. I just love cats, don't you?

I've grown up with them and have four right now. Every day one or more of them does something just hilarious, especially when they have that smug cat expression!

[Az]

6. And kitties love babies

[liberalhistorian]

9. OMFG!

Where did you get that? Talk about horrible-but-funny!

[MountainLaurel]

15. Ninja Kitty

Strikes again. . .mwuuhhaaahhaaahaaa!

[Az]

2. We need stronger gun laws, oh and the death penalty must be removed

And abortion must remain free and available for anyone that demands it. We should pull back the laws restricting stem cell research. It holds the greatest promise for the coming medical breakthroughs. We need to stop interfereing with other nations social development so invasively. We can guide, but when we force we destroy real social change. We need to fund space exploration. Sometimes the most useless questions answered are the most important ones. We need to reign in the corporate state. It combined with dogmatic organized religion is the single greatest threat the world faces today. Authorize same sex marriages now. Get religion out of government, its bad for both of them. Tax the rich. Feed the poor. Keep the middle class alive and thriving.

Did I leaven anything out?

[liberalhistorian]

4. LOL!

Well, there are some other things I can think of, but you've certainly given us enough to chew on for one day!

[matcom]

5. YOUR BEING MYSOGINISTIC!!!!

:evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

10. Oh, yeah, Mat?

Well, misogynate THIS!:evilgrin:

[tnlefty]

7. But I want a new kitchen sink!!!

After all I've got to replace the kitchen floor and the countertops so I'm pushing for a new kitchen sink, too. It's not looking like I'm gonna get one though.

[liberalhistorian]

8. Not unless you have a fortune,

because that's what that kind of thing costs nowadays!

[tnlefty]

11. I don't have a fortune that's for sure!

That could be part of the overall "sink resistance". I don't want a fancy one. Just an ordinary 2 sided one. You'd think that I had requested a 7 carat emerald or something.

[WoodrowFan]

12. but Nadar eats worms.

eww, big greasy slimy worms!


and they don't have seatbelts!

[liberalhistorian]

13. LOL!

I'll definitely agree with that 1,000 percent!

[woofless]

14. Stick-em-up!

Shameless hijack to get closer to the magic 4th digit.

[liberalhistorian]

17. Okay, okay, you got me!

And here I was hoping I was going to get away with it, you guys are too smart for me!

[Az]

16. I don't get sports

I mean its fun playing them. But what is it with spectator sports. And the fans. Why do they cheer for one team or another. Its not like they are down there on the field participating. They are cheering for a bunch of millionaires running around and playing with each other. Yuck.

[liberalhistorian]

18. I hear ya!

I've never understood it either. And a lot of the people who have no problem with paying grown men gazillions of bucks to throw balls around refuse to vote for school levies, service levies, etc., etc., claiming teachers/fire and police/public service workers, etc., are "overpaid!":puke:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Microsoft getting $hafted by the EU made me happy.

So there. :evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

20. You and me both!

I can't wait to hear the whining from Wall Street, though!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. Not Wall Street but a quick laugh nonetheless...

From a software development discussion forum:

http://discuss.fogcreek.com/joelonsoftware/default.asp?cmd=show&ixPost=125893

[NightTrain]

22. I used to go to church, but I gave it up for Lent.

:shrug: