If you had the power to change W. Bush and his playmates......

[The Democratic Kid]

OK you are a wizard or a witch and you have the power to teach W. and his ring of thieves a lesson. Who and what would you change them into? It's time to have a little fun, go to it Democratic children of the night.....

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. nothing less

than lowly, miserable worms

[Fovea]

2. I would take away their ability to lie

And let them live a day like Liar Liar.
I do not think they could make it through it.
Certainly, it would change their lives.

[orwell]

6. Change the World

It would not only change their lives, it would change the world.

O

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. I'd turn them into toilets...

and put them throughout the detention center where I work. There are 32 toilets in that place used by kids with every disease, mostly STDs, you can imagine. So they will have to take in bullshit and know how the American public feels for eternity.
Duckie

[terrya]

4. I'd shrink them to 1" tall and put them in a glass bowl.

And then I'd drop a lettuce leaf into the bowl every day so they won't go hungry.

Terry

[icymist]

5. Evey one of them should have the honor of being a

male praying mantis, having sex with the female while she also devours him, over and over again.

[goclark]

11. Reverse Roles

Take away their sweetest aunt's Medicare

Take away their health care provider and give them an HMO that has minimum benefits

Put their children and grandchildren in a ghetto charter school with no books,no play yard , inexperienced teachers and no principal on duty

Make their jobs require over-time and then take the overtime away

Send all of their able bodied family members to Iraq, including Babs and Jenna Bush, to fight this mistake of a war.

Require them to go to a grocery store in a poverty area and get their groceries for one month. Get medications, get gas

Anytime they get even a boo boo on their finger, send them to sit in an Emergency Room in a poor area of town

Have them each reduce their executive staff by one person and outsource that person to India (then that person could know what it is like to be in a country and not speak the language.) Send that person in India to take the outsourced person's job ( then they will understand multi cultural education!)

Have the Religious RightCons go to a REAL Christian Church that knows how to help its poverty stricken members and community with no strings attached. Help people of all religions and not require them to "find Jesus" - I am a Christian so I feel I have the right to say that one.

Have their daughter get pregnant by a poor boy that she is in love with from the inner city ,of a different race, right before she is ready to go to college and not allow her to have an abortion. Love thast child unconditionally.

Have one of the people in their family "turn Black" like that movie, for one month and see what it feels like to live like a minority in America. Try getting them a job and see how they are rejected because of Affirmative Action.

Have one of their close family members get their $50,000 job cut for one year. Then come back and let DU know if that family member feels good about the fact that his/her new job at McDonald's is a "job boost" on the job scale for the USA.

I could go on and on but I'll stop there.

[grannylib]

7. I would make them unemployed.

And not just vote 'em out of an office they were never voted INTO;
I mean unemployed, no prospects, no rich friends to bail them out, no Nazi whore or oil fortunes...
Just average, everyday Americans who have been negatively impacted by the very policies advocated and enacted by these neocon-artists...
And of course, no Yale background, no government or other job experience to fall back on, no good 'ol boy network...
I want Chimpy to REALLY understand how hard it can be to feed one's family, not just know how hard it is to say "I know how hard it is to put food on your family..."

I want them to suffer the way they are making our nation suffer.
I want them to eat their words.
I want them to choke on their own lies and filth.

Why do they hate America?

[CO Liberal]

8. I'd Change Them Into Inmates At SuperMax in Florence, CO

Home of the Unabomber.

[billybob537]

9. 13 yr. old Burmese girl

Chained to a sewing machine beaten if she fails to output enough " Bush/Cheney 04 Sweaters! Yes I am the Wizard!
Did I forget to say Union Yes!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I'd change them into human beings

:evilgrin: