Mock My Hate Mail!

[Plaid Adder]

Got my first piece of hate mail for "Anger Management!"

Last time this happened I took a poll about what I should do with my hate mail, and "Post it here so we can mock it" was the overwhelming winner. So here it is! Go nuts.

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Header: Anger

Loved your column about anger in the demo underground



Let’s face it honey, you socialists are just angry that Algore couldn’t get away with a selective recount of the Florida vote even with the massive support from the dominant liberal media. You are angry because even though he did win the popular vote, he was unable to carry his home state and therefore lost in the Electoral College and didn’t ascend to his rightful position as the next great appeaser.



Face it honey, you are angry just because you hate President Bush. I bet you loathed Regan.
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Yee ha,

The Plaid Adder

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahahahahahaha!

My reply - I guess it is easier to vote republican than it is to think.

My goodness there are so many Rush talking points in that paragraph it isn't funny.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Keep 'em coming. And you only need ONE answer for all of them...

..."My, aren't we ANGRY? You shouldn't be so ANGRY! It's bad for you!"

[Plaid Adder]

8. I never answer hate mail.

It only encourages the bastards, and anyway mocking it is more fun.

My favorite part, personally, was "I bet you loathed Reagan too." You know what, I did loathe Reagan--but Bush II is actually makin' Reagan look pretty good.

Sigh,

The Plaid Adder

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Shrub is makin' me wish for another Nixon term

Nixon's crimes and evil were bleeding trivial in comparison.

[Plaid Adder]

19. As a whole, Vietnam still dwarfs everything Bush has done...*but*

in terms of 'dirty tricks' Tricky Dick has nothin' on these guys, I'll give you that.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[boobooday]

3. Face it, Honey

It feels good to be rightously ignorant! It feels good to repeat the strangely right-wing talking points that come from the "liberal media."

I know this person! I saw this person on cruise ship with this person:


http://www.wgoeshome.com

[terrya]

4. Ah, trying to compensate for that 2 digit IQ.

But failing miserably.

Besides sheer ignorance, why can't these half-wits learn to spell correctly?

Terry

[Plaid Adder]

9. Well, give him credit for finding my email address.

He did have to put in some effort there. Imagine the level of hate mail I'd be getting if I just included it at the bottom of the column.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Westegg]

5. Hell, I loathed Regan [sic] too...

The way her head spun around, and she vomited up pea-soup on the nice purple sash of Jason Miller? And her language! Such vile curses! Would never pass muster with the FCC these days. What's not to hate?

Your mother wears socks that smell!

[phillybri]

6. Sticks up for Reagan, then can't spell his name...

Sounds about right! :-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. So this person agrees that being president was Al Gore's rightful position

interesting...

[Skittles]

10. OMG

just too f***ing stupid to comprehend.

[absyntheNsugar]

11. You'd think they could at least spell their patron saint's name right

It's R-E-A-G-A-N, not Regan. Donald Regan was secretary of the Treasury at the time.

[kmla]

12. Gee whiz - such a well thought out assessment of everyone

who posts here at DU, dontcha think? Makes me re-think my entire political belief system. Maybe I should switch to the other side, no?

Then I would be free to:

Complain about deficits - but not when they are mine.
Complain about the influence of corporate lobbyists - but not when they give my side money.
Smear the other side with a "big spender" label, even when the discretionary spending of my favorite administration is growing the fastest since LBJ.
Pass myself off as a "compassionate conservative" - then walk over every minority that stands in between you and a dollar bill. (Blacks, Hispanics, gays/lesbians, women, Asians and any other 'furriners').
Praise the guy who fled like a scared rabbit when his country was attacked as strong on defense. But bitch at the guy who was in Australia when this happened, but still managed to get to Ground Zero a day before "ol' 43".

Hell, I could just separate myself COMPLETELY from reality.

Ahhh, republicanism, it's the life for me....

*satire off*

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Who was that who was in Australia?

Was it Clinton, or someone else? I'm not remembering that.

[kmla]

15. Yep - the Big Dog was in Australia at the time.

And still got to Ground Zereo first.

To comfort people, and grieve with them, not photo-op and grandstand.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Excellent!

I hate that other putz. F-ing coward waits days to come here, and then all he does is grandstand and act like he was personally responsible for every found body part and etc.

Cowardly photo-op fuck.

[Career Prole]

16. Face it honey...

...you are angry just because you hate President Bush?

Jeez, talk about holding a grudge! President Bush has been gone since Bill Clinton whupped him. Let it go, P.A.! :D

[BiggJawn]

18. Like that's a bad thing or something?

"Face it honey, you are angry just because you hate President Bush. I bet you loathed Regan."

Actually, I liked "Regan" that was a hell of a role for Linda Blair to take on....

Now "REAGAN"....No, I don't "loathed" him, that's past-tense. I LOATHE Ray-Gun, PRESENT tense. As in I can't wait until he dies and I can take my first trip to Collie-For-Nya to PISS all over his grave...

And bush is just a sock-puppet, and it's kinda hard to hate a sock-puppet, know whuttahmean? But yeah, I guess I do....

[Bertha Venation]

20. "I bet you loathed Regan." Do you think he meant Ronald Reagan?

Some guys just can't spell the name of their own God. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Plaid Adder]

21. You know, in my mind I corrected the spelling for him.

Didn't notice the typo till I reposted it. Poor bastard.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder