And now Ideas for new dangerous, yet amusing sports:

[TheMightyFavog]

Tank Biathlon
Competitive Farting
Snowmobile Polo
Team and Individual Hooliganism,
Luge Jumping
Racing Saucer Sleds Down the Luge Track (aka Suicide)
Ice Boxing
.50 BMG Sniper Rifle Biathalon
10 m Platform Bellyflop
Full Contact Golf
4 Woman Bobsled
Mixed Doubles Bobsled
Bobsled Jumping
A round the world car race comprised entirely of cars that cost less than $2000.

[BlueIris]

1. Marathon Pole Dancing.

I'm only half kidding. Based on the popularity of the proposition to add pole dancing to the Olympics...it could happen. Not that I'd want to see it happen, but I can picture an Olympic Pole Dancing event in eight years or so (provided we still have a planet by that time).

http://deadspin.com/5479697/olympic-pole-dancing-advocates-are-super-serious-you-guys

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Cat Bathing

[krispos42]

22. !

:spray:

[flvegan]

3. There was a rumor that Top Gear was going to do an "Around the World"

extended episode driving a trio of shitboxes. That probably would not have gone well, considering.

[Throd]

4. Are you familiar with the 24 hrs at LeMons?

I think cars bought for over $1500 do not qualify.

[flvegan]

6. It's $500. And yes.

Jalopnik keeps me in stitches every day.

[Throd]

5. Are you familiar with the 24 hrs at LeMons?

I think cars bought for over $1500 do not qualify.

[TheMightyFavog]

20. Actually, I I were to pul,l off the $2000 car round the world race, the first people I'd invite...

Would be Clarkson, May, and Hammond, provided they raced in separate cars and had their own co-drivers.

My idea for the route.

Start: Los Angeles

Las Vegas

Salt Lake City

Denver

Kansas City

St. Louis

Chicago

Green Bay

Sault St. Marie (Canada)

Toronto

Buffalo (USA)

New York City

Boston

Calais

St. Stephen (Canada)

St. John

Halifax

(Cross Atlantic)

Westport (Eire)

Ennis

Dublin

Belfast (N. Ireland)

(Cross Irish Sea)

Stranraer (Scotland)

Glasgow

Carlisle (England)

Newcastle

Leeds

Sheffield

London

Portsmouth

Le Havre (France)

Paris

Troyes

Lyon

Avignon

Marsille

Nice

Monaco (Monaco)

Camporoso (Italy)

Savona

Genoa

Milan

Lugano (Switzerland)

Bern

Zürich

Freiberg (Germany)

Karlsruhe

Stuttgart

Nürnberg

Leipzig

Berlin

Frankfurt am Oder

Rzepin (Poland)

Poznan

Lodz

Radom

Lublin

Chelm

L'viv (Ukraine)

Rivne

Kiev

Kharkov

Lugansk

Kamensk-Shakhtinsky (Russia)

Volgograd

Saratov

Samara

Chelyabinsk

Kostanay (Kazakhstan)

Petropavlosk

Omsk (Russia)

Novosibirsk

Krasnoyarsk

Bratsk

Irkutsk

Chita

Hulun Buir (China)

Harbin

Mudanjiang

Hunchun

(Air Transit)

Vladivostok (Russia)

(Cross Pacific Ocean)

Anchorage (USA)

Whitehorse (Canada)

Dawson Creek

Prince George

Vancouver

Seattle (USA)

Portland

Redding

Sacramento

San Francisco

San Luis Obispo

Los Angeles (Finish)

[HopeHoops]

7. Long-distance Projectile Vomiting - Bad Light Beer Division

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Or, just Light Beer Division.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. And for summer Olympics, you can have the Javelin Catch.

[HopeHoops]

13. There's a difference?

:shrug: :puke:

[arbusto_baboso]

14. None at all. That's what I'm saying.

Saying "Bad Light Beer Division" would be a bit redundant, dontcha think?

[HopeHoops]

16. Depends. Some people still believe the commercials.

Two dumb fat assholes are out camping in flannel shirts, jeans, and hunting caps. One opens a can of (fill in the cheap brand) light beer. Six blondes with double-stuffed Oreo implants run out of the woods in bikinis. Obviously an orgy is about to happen. Announcer gives a quick "Open our cheap beer and get laid" type final message.

I think it is a public service announcement sort of thing to make sure the word "bad" precedes any mention of "light beer".

[arbusto_baboso]

17. It would indeed be a public service.

[SoxFan]

10. Ice Boxing?

[HughBeaumont]

12. "I went to a fist fight and a hockey game broke out."

:)

[HughBeaumont]

11. Varsity Bullying (well, isn't that redundant)

Fiberglass Insulation Wrestling
Roller Dodgeball
Nailbomb Jai Alai
Phonetically Correct Scrabble
Fast Pitch Concrete Curling
Thrash Mosh Pit Body Boarding
Full Contact Marching Band/Gymkata
Hi-Rise Half Pipe
Stage Dive Dominoes

[Urban Prairie]

15. Hummer Demolition Derby

Snowmobile polo

Caribou stampede vs Sarah Palin armed with a dart gun

Family health insurance online application marathon by Republicans after being stripped of their government health insurance coverage. Best approved coverage gets the gold medal, first denial gets them booted from their elected position.

[DevonRex]

18. The NHL already does ice boxing. It deserves to be an olympic sport

all on its own.

[Lil Missy]

19. nut cracking

[Heidi]

21. Dating. (nt)

[applegrove]

23. 30 people solitaire. Everyone in a circle. Helmets in case you run into

someone while trying to put your 5 spades on a 4 20 feet away.

[rurallib]

24. Figure skating needs a punch-up --- add fencing

two competitors face each other across the rink and then the starters pistol fires.
Across the ice they twirl and Lutz and spin trying to get the perfect attack on their opponent while scoring style points........

[woo me with science]

26. I like this! nt

[JanMichael]

25. Bobsled reverse action Lawn Dart - Dodge Dart

Ouch

[RagAss]

27. Bullfighting on Ice.