Obama joke

[Green_Lantern]

Obama, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & Obama walked.
As they went along they passed Senator Ben Nelson
who remarked it was a shame the President
was walking and the boy was riding.
Obama and the boy thought maybe Nelson was right,
so they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed John Boehner who remarked,
'What an elitist liberal, he makes that little boy walk.'
So they then decided they'd both walk!

Soon they passed Sarah Palin who thought
they were stupid to walk when they had a
decent donkey to ride. "How's that walking thing goin' fer ya?", she said.
So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some PETA activists
who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and Obama figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story Obama learned?

If you try to please everyone,
you might as well...

Kiss your ass goodbye.

[HopeHoops]

1. Shit. That would actually be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth!

[Bertha Venation]

3. Damn right.

Tsk tsk. Sad but true.

[muffin1]

2. .

:thumbsup:

[XemaSab]

4. le sigh

:P