In Honor of "no cussing week" I just want to say....

[Bennyboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdKQ0I35qo

FUCK IT!


http://www.sacbee.com/2010/02/26/2566523/california-lawmakers-say-hold.html

Dang, darn and doggone, if you must, but zip your four-letter lip – please.

California is asking its 38 million residents to watch their mouths after the Assembly voted Thursday to approve a voluntary "Cuss Free Week" to begin Monday.

The legislators' action is a testament to a campaign launched three years ago by a teenager who sought to make a difference.

McKay Hatch, who created a no-cussing club at his South Pasadena junior high school three years ago, watched Thursday's vote from the Assembly floor.

[HopeHoops]

1. God damn mother fucking titty sucking two ball bitch.

I don't have a FLYING fuck of an idea what that means. It was just one of the sequences of naughty words that was obligatory to memorize in second grade. Isn't it weird how shit like that sticks with you?

[Bennyboy]

2. Why Fuck is the best word in the English language!

http://www.paxacidus.com/why-fuck-is-the-best-word-pax.php


Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language...
by Who the Fuck Knows

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),

and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."

5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fuck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fuck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13

- written by McCutcheon

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. Fuck, these kids today!

Mother fucking titty sucker two ball bitch, you've got an attitude like a 286 (I don't even know what that means but that was from the 2nd grade fer fucks sake.)

Let's see Arnold abide by this shit. I know of at least one mean old lady (hi mom) who won't follow through on this legislation.

[Blue-Jay]

4. The Aristocrats!

EDIT: (Obviously not safe for work, unless you really hate your job)

Gilbert Gottfried version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbHGmd8XNE&feature=related

[arbusto_baboso]

5. The kid who started this is named McKay Hatch.

Figures. That's as Mormon a name as you can hang on a kid. And like most Mormons, he just can't resist trying to foist his stunted myopic "morality" off on the rest of us.

FUCK HIM! (You had to know I was building up to that, right?)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Building up, hey?

hehehe

LOVE It!

:evilgrin:

[arbusto_baboso]

9. My wife used to be mormon (as did I) and she still has mucho baggage from it.

SO I take every chance I can get to unload on stick-up-the-butt mormons and their so-called church. :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

7. A 'no cussing' club?

:wtf:

[Bennyboy]

8. George Carlin.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM

[Initech]

13. I see your seven dirty words and I raise you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8

[Bennyboy]

10. Where'd all you fuckers go?

Fuck MaAan!

[Bennyboy]

11. What the Fuck MaAaAn!

shit.

[Initech]

12. Fuck that shit!