A "senior moment"

[guitar man]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music..

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod .


:rofl:

[kayakjohnny]

1. Oh no!

Yikes.

Man, you just can't make this stuff up.

Unless....

Wait...


Luckily you weren't listening to your iPooed.

Whew! It's the little things.

[Skittles]

2. scheduling guitar man for ass kicking

will wait until all his gas is passed though

[guitar man]

3. You'll have to take a number

There's a long line of people who want to kick my ass. :rofl:

[old mark]

4. Remember to change your shorts

old fellow.....

mark

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I go for a bi-weekly lab test for now...

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...and my lab technician is cute and nice and interesting.
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I almost look forward to the test like a mid-week breakfast date.
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I cracked a joke last week and made her laugh unexpectedly and she
pooted... just a teeny bit.:nuke:
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Her laugh COULD have been loud enough to cover the sound, so I just
pretended that it did and the moment passed (so to speak).:blush:
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But, for a guy who likes telling jokes... it was an even better
compliment than if I had made milk or root beer come out her nose.
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I am, I believe... truly dedicated to my craft.
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:rofl: