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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:54 PM
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Poll question: If I Obey My Spam And Become An Ordained Minister - Will YOU Let ME.....
Edited on Wed Mar-24-04 06:56 PM by matcom
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:55 PM
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1. I dunno, but I would NOT be your altar boy!
:D
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:05 PM
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8. Oh, I'd be Matcom's altar boy any time!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:06 PM
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9. Now...if MRS. MATCOM needs a faithful man-servant, I'm there!
:-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:55 PM
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2. I don't want to marry you, matcom.
Edited on Wed Mar-24-04 07:01 PM by Blue-Jay
I mean, you're a nice guy and everything..... Maybe that fake cop is still carrying a torch.


Edit: No fair editing the poll and pooping on my stupid joke.

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:56 PM
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3. Jack off while I tell you my confessions
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:57 PM
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5. Does one HAVE to be ordained to get that deal?
I'm just askin'.

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:14 PM
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12. Yes
I have my MORALS you know!
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:01 PM
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7. Yo! I'm ordained!
Tell all....
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 06:57 PM
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4. LOTS of wine!
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Dead_Parrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:00 PM
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6. You can marry me, Matcom...
...but I dont know if my loved one will let me.

DP

(AKA the Rev. David Lewthwaite. My karma just ran over your dogma...)
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:07 PM
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10. If you cook, I'll vote for #1. Otherwise, can I turn in the wafer...
...for an extra glass of wine?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 07:07 PM
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11. Hey, I'm a mail-order minister!
You're not making fun of us, are ya? ;-) :evilgrin:
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