Mass. newlywed couple spend 1st night in jail

[Swede]

:shrug:


A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Police say 22-year-old Hyannis resident Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman's son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2010/03/02/mass_newlywed_couple_spend_1st_night_in_jail/

[kayakjohnny]

1. Aw, how nice.

They'll always have this wonderful wedding day story to tell people for years and years.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Jail? She should be hired by the White House as party bouncer

discourage the gate crashers
:hi:

[DevonRex]

3. I'm sure they have great wedding mugshots to show off now.

:rofl:

[Rambis]

4. Walked into a double wedding fight in Chicago

walked in the door just in time to see the bride of one wedding party slap a police officer- she went- groom starts it with another officer off he goes- Then the other couple go at it with other wedding party guests and off they go. The cops shut both parties down and arrested 20 people-:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Bucky]

5. That is SO Laura Bush of her. (People, please, there's a reason why the groom is supposed to drive!)

Men never run over their exes with cars, although that probably has more to do with keeping a potential booty call on speaking terms.

[proteus_lives]

6. Or it's very Teddy of her.

[proteus_lives]

7. "You're so retarded"

"You are!"

The Boston Teens in real life.