Greetings from (a) Fabulous Las Vegas (hotel room)!

[eyesroll]

I'm tryin' to call home, line's busy, bored, ask me anything...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Have the sainthood documents gotten there yet?

I'm nominating you for putting up with that husband of yours. :-)

[eyesroll]

4. Not yet.

But he's still at home. (Hence, the line's busy.)

[GOPisEvil]

I hope the Pope doesn't hold religion against us.

After all, I'm not the best Catholic ever, and you're NOT Catholic. But then, neither was Jesus, so go figure.

[flamingyouth]

2. What's in the minibar?

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

3. No minibar.

Lots of "old man drinks" (port for me, scotch for my friend) tonight, though,

[Droopy]

5. What are you doing in a Las Vegas hotel room?

Are you visiting Vegas or are you a native? Plan on doing any gambling?

[eyesroll]

6. Business travel; downtime between my meeting and dinner

I'm just visiting.
I played 50 cents in a slot machine. That's it. I don't gamble as a general rule.

[RobertSeattle]

Gamble $100 bucks for me

If you come out ahead, send me the money. If you lose it, it was nice knowing you! (Sounds like GOP ethics!)

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

8. Wow, you sound just like RobertMilwaukee (aka my company's CEO)

He said the same thing.

[RobertSeattle]

10. Nope, Just RobertSeattle aka Smart*ss

I suppose it is a pretty standard (and dumb) joke for people heading off the Vegas.

[eyesroll]

11. I suppose I should add that my CEO is pretty damn wealthy

and was here and could play the $100 himself...

[childslibrarian]

7. Played the slots yet?

Try the I dream of Jeannie quarter slots...

[eyesroll]

9. 50 cents into one of the SpaceQuest slots at the Las Vegas Hilton

(where I'm staying). That's it.