The Starbucks barista refused to give me extra whipped cream, so I shot him.

[Orrex]

However, I should point out that he was wearing a full bikini top, rather than just a pair of pasties.

[petronius]

1. Why isn't a male barista a baristo? Or a baristus?

:shrug:

[Orrex]

2. More to the point, why are you wearing pasties?

:wow:

[petronius]

7. Until they make hairnets for moobs,

the pastie is the only thing keeping an extra topping out of the frappucino...

Is that wrong? :shrug:

[SoxFan]

8. Is a Boston lawyer who serves coffee a barrista?

[Orrex]

10. You're a bad person for posting that.

[rcrush]

3. I refused to be served coffee by anyone unless they are topless.

[Orrex]

4. I admire your prinicipled stance on this issue

[Aristus]

5. I knew there was a reason they allowed guns in Starbuck's.

B-)

[Orrex]

6. I will fight to the death to defend my freedom of espresso

[old mark]

9. Plenty more where he came from.

Way too many, when you think of it....

:donut:


mark

[struggle4progress]

11. Doesn't this belong in the Gun forum?

[Dr. Strange]

12. In Reno?

[LostInAnomie]

13. No jury alive will convict you.

A jury composed of ghosts or zombies might though.