Dogs are better than cats.

[BeachBaby]

It's okay to say that here, right? :hide:

[Taverner]

1. Cats are best for cat people. Dogs are best for dog people.

A dog and a cat are best for couples where there's a dog person and a cat person.

Personally - I swing both ways :)

[BeachBaby]

16. LOL! How diplomatic!

:P

But maybe we should address this question: what defines a "cat person" and a "dog person"? Inquiring minds and all that. ;)

[Taverner]

21. Cat person = adult person who values time spent with cats more than that of dogs

Dog person = someone who...aw fuck you know what I'm trying to say here :)

[ROFF]

39. Dogs are better....

with mustard, cats with ketchup. But both need lots of deeply fried onions.

[stuntcat]

44. I like that, yah!

Dogs are so great but I have cats.
Long as people like animals then I think they're great!

I don't trust people who don't like either though.

[Taverner]

51. I also don't trust folks who have a hate of either

I mean, I like cats. They're not my first choice, but I'll consider a day reading with a cat in my lap a day well spent!

[rcrush]

2. Cats are assholes.

[KittyWampus]

6. dogs are stupid.

[BeachBaby]

7. Stupid?

They rescue and recover humans from wreckage, apprehend criminals, and lead the blind.

What's stupid about that?

[KittyWampus]

8. hmmm-

[rcrush]

10. Lassie didnt push Timmy down the well. The cat tripped him.

[KittyWampus]

17. Oh please. Timmy was a derelict alcoholic preteen and Lassie was the enabler.

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN TIMMY'S CONSTANT NEED TO BE RESCUED?

[rcrush]

30. You know why Alf ate cats?

Because on his planet they knew what kind of menace the kitteh demon spawn were. They eventually destroyed his home planet of Melmac and forced him to become an illegal alien living in some white guys garage.

[soleiri]

55. Alf was best friends with Joe Lieberman

Can we really trust his opinion?

[SoxFan]

18. That's why we love 'em

They're weird, ornery, and a pain in the ass at times, but they dance to their own tune. Dogs, on the other hand, are basically the frat boys of the animal world, loud, slobbering, and in constant need of attention and validation.

[Arugula Latte]

52. Dogs are stinky, too.

Kitties are waaaaay cuter than dogs, hands down. Gimme the kitties over dogs any day.

[KamaAina]

3. Why do you hate America so much?

:shrug:

[BeachBaby]

9. LOL. Just havin' some fun with the Loungies is all.

:P

[kentauros]

4. Only if they're sci-fi dogs

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Ruh-roh.

[Sky Masterson]

11. Sigh...

I respectfully disagree. :mad:

[BeachBaby]

13. Aw, c'mon!

You know I'm just playin'. :loveya:

[Sky Masterson]

15. Okay..

I forgives ya. :D :loveya:

[flvegan]

12. A bigger truth has never been spoken.

[BeachBaby]

26. Except for pitbulls, right?

They need to be banned, because they're evil and kill, kill, kill.

[flvegan]

29. Well, duh.

[DevonRex]

14. Are not.

Are not, not, not.

[TZ]

19. Meow. My cats have better taste than dogs...

Oh and smarter too. How many dogs can surf the web?

[BeachBaby]

25. Natasha watches K.O.

And can knock a burglar on his ass, sit on him, wrap her jaw around his neck, and wait for help to arrive. I win! :hide:

[TZ]

27. The only way Natasha is stopping a burglar

is if she weighs him down with her drool....:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. Signs your cat might be kind of a dick:

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags.

Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group. Research has revealed that a lot of the quirky and even cute things your kitty does are actually signs that your cat is kind of a dick.

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/

I love cats. I have three of them and I adore their evil behaviors. But they may, indeed, be kind of dickish.

[SoxFan]

22. Pip wants to kick your ass. I'll hold her back...for now!

[BeachBaby]

24. Oooooh. Cool cat - love the eyes!

[Roon]

23. I love dogs..other people's dogs...

but I have to settle with cats. I like that I can leave for a couple of days and the cats fend for themselves. I do love dogs too,one day I might find myself in a situation where I can have a dog..but that's not the case right now.

[backwoodsbob]

28. you would have to see my twenty pound cat

terrorize my german sheps

He can make them quiver in fear when he decides he is bored enough to play with the *lesser* animals.i've watched that cat stand off 6 dogs at once..and they didnt dare move on him.

the last time one of the sheps really tried to take him on he bled enough I was worried..the cat tore him apart.That cat has held it's own against a bobcaT..killed MANY 3 foot plus snakes....our little housecat is a monster

[Roon]

43. Awwww

so cute!!

[Orsino]

31. Of course they are.

The evil of cats is such that they make you love them despite their being malicious little bastards.

[Rosie1223]

32. Good Lord, woman -- first Sci-Fi, now dogs vs. cats?

What's next??

Olive Garden?
Corn Flake Chicken?
Mayo vs Miracle Whip?

wow, this could go on for a while.


:hi:

[BeachBaby]

34. Hey, woman!

I figured I would stir things up a bit, if for no other reason than to see who would come out and play.

Good to see you! :hi:

[Rosie1223]

35. Ok, pass the popcorn

btw, cats rule.

[CreekDog]

33. What makes you a dog person is when you want to hug and play with your pet

and not have your eyeballs clawed out in the process.

[TZ]

37. I was hugging my cat as I post this

I also got out of the shower and got one of my cats to come running to see me by going "MROW" loudly when I walked into my bedroom...!

[BeachBaby]

38. BUT.....

what if it wasn't the kitteh greeting you as you got out of the shower, but instead an intruder?

NATASHA. WOULD. KICK. HIS. ASS.

That's it. I'm getting you a Mastiff for your birthday.

[flvegan]

41. I'll just adopt two pitbulls to her.

[BeachBaby]

42. This idea is full of win!

I'll buy the kibble! :thumbsup:

[UrbScotty]

36. Yep - it's okay to tell the TRUTH here

Now, good luck saying that in GD!

[DBoon]

40. Dog walking is a great social activity

you meet other dog owners

[CreekDog]

50. What about cat walking?

[TZ]

57. LOL

I have a picture somewhere of LizzieGrace's daughter LaddyoftheRabbits walking their cat Widget on a leash. He really liked it! :)

[Midlodemocrat]

45. Agreed. Except for Punkers, that is.

[TZ]

47. I told Punkers to beware of you.

I think the jealousy you have of her might be a bit Glenn Close-ish....

[Shell Beau]

49. Well of course you would say that. Punkers will hack

into your computer and read what you wrote. If it was anything but her praise, you would be a dead cat hostess!!! :rofl: Punkers is precious. I think she has taken over the Midlo household.

[Dappleganger]

46. My cat doesn't give a damn what I think of him.

But he totally thinks he's better than our two doxies!

[Roon]

48. My Aunt has a doxie

Whenever we open a garage or barn he goes into "mouse mode"..he's a riot!

[Arugula Latte]

53. Cats are wonderful. Plus, unlike dogs, they don't kill people ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7825544

[Shell Beau]

59. Well I did know of this littlegirl who died from cat scratch disease.

I know it isn't common, but I just had to say it. Dogs rule!!:P

[Zomby Woof]

54. DTZW

;-)

Actually, I love 'em both equally, but grew up with cats, and so I am more accustomed to their companionship.

We don't have a dog because we live in a townhouse, and don't want to have it cooped up all day with no room to roam and exercise. If we had a house in the country, we'd probably have a pack - with cats too, lol.

[Hosnon]

56. Cats are idiots. And their fans try to convince the rest of us that it's

because they're so aloof, snobbish, etc.

[SoxFan]

58. Look at it this way

Cats may be...


But dogs are...