I was circumcised as a baby...

[TheMightyFavog]

Back then, my parents didn't have much money, so they took me to the doctor who was running a "half off" special.


Thank you, try the steak! I'll be here all week.

[TZ]

1. You said the magic word!!!Yippee!!

:popcorn: (we haven't had a good circumcsion thread in awhile!!)

[arcadian]

5. I just don't like it when people circumcise in public.

[Dr. Strange]

2. So they couldn't afford to pay the doctor?

Did he work for tips?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. I was circumcised by a baby

Hey, if they can be Air Traffic Controllers at JFK, why the hell not?

[Soylent Brice]

4. .......

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[Parche]

6. I always new you were a real prick

:rofl: :hi: :hug:

[rurallib]

7. that was a short story.

[Doc_Technical]

8. That doctor didn't charge anything,

he was just working for tips.

[pokerfan]

9. I too was circumcised

I couldn't walk for a year.

[rrneck]

10. Did you hear about the rabbi

who was going to retire and had, for some reason, had kept everything he had, uh, cut off throughout his career? He took all the "material" to a local leather smith and asked him to make something of it. The leather smith told him to come back in six months.

Six months later, the rabbi returns and wants to see what the guy made. The leather smith comes out with a small box that contains a beautiful hand tooled wallet. The rabbi says, "Well, it's lovely, but I gave you a lot of material to work with. Is this all I get?"

The leather smith says, "You don't understand. Rub the wallet a little bit and it turns into a seven piece set of luggage."