Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ...

[Call Me Wesley]

That certificate really ties the room together. I just framed it. I'm now probably the first official Dudeist priest in Switzerland. Awesome!

[Bunny]

1. Awesome! Do we have to kiss your ring now?

:thumbsup:

[Call Me Wesley]

2. My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger?

The toilet seat's up, pal!

:rofl:

I got the full package: 1 Ordination certificiate, 1 Ordained Dudeist Priest Patch, 1 Dudefish patch, 2 Dudefish stickers, 1 Bumper sticker and 1 Letter of Good Standing. The Priest patch glows in the dark. It's awesome.

[Richardo]

5. A congratulatory White Russian for everyone on the thread

:toast: Kudos!

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Thanks!

I actually never had one. I'm afraid of the milk content. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Respectfully signed,
Rev. Call Me Wesley

With your first call, you get 50% off of my presiding over your funeral, with pride and authority.

:toast:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I'm sorry....

[Call Me Wesley]

4. I don't see any connection to Carcetti, Tommy.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. Let me explain something to you.

Um, I am not "Carcetti, Tommy". I'm Tommy. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Tommy C, or uh, Tommer, or El Carcettino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin'.

Tommy, it makes me feel very warm inside.

[Zomby Woof]

6. That's a great plan, Walter.

That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

;)

[Zomby Woof]

10. I need my Johnson!

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Just take it easy man.

At least I'm housebroken.