"Exotic antimatter detected at Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider"

[rug]

What the hell are they talking about in there?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=228x63832

[Kali]

1. I think they see somebody's genitals.

seems to be a subject on lots of peoples minds today.


What?

[rug]

2. Admit it. You only read the first and last words.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Those scientists are fulla crap...

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"has published evidence of the most massive antinucleus discovered to date."
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If that's about massive genitals... they're conveniently forgetting about my Uncle Nucleus.
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You know.
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From Nantucket?
.

[rurallib]

3. nothing to worry about. Look - cute kittens

[rug]

4. Thank you.

[pokerfan]

5. Knowledge is Good

Even if it kills us.

[rug]

8. Anything called exotic antimatter does not bode well.

[pokerfan]

11. Don't cross the streams!

Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

7. Meh, just sciencey stuff - nothing to see here, move along

Just make sure you don't tell the good folks at the creationism museum - their heads might explode from all the learnin' and junk.

[rug]

9. Wasn't the Ark powered by a Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider?

[EvolveOrConvolve]

10. The technical term is "Jesus Juice"

Or "Rapture Cream". Or "God-Be-Go".

[edbermac]

12. Just a wee bit o' trouble with the warp engines, Captain.

[carlyhippy]

13. The article was written by this guy: