Got a clever idea of what I should do with this?

[dixiegrrrrl]

My first pen-pal from Nigeria, apparently.
I am going to notify my Yahoo account, and also the hotmail from which this comes,
but should that be the end of such a tempting missive to me?

Whatcha think? should I forward this Geithner? He knows how to handle money.

From Sandra Omaru
Abidjan. Cote dIvoire,
West Africa.
Hello dearest,
I deep it a respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with
sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this email which I know and believe by faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health.
My name is Sandra Omaru, I am the only child of my late parents Chief.
Mr. Williams Omaru. My father was a highly reputable business magnet
who operated in the capital of Ivory Coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one
of his business trips abroad on the 12th April 2009. Though his sudden
death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an
uncle of mine who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the
truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my
father took me so special.
Before the death of my father on April 2009, he called me and informed
me that he has the sum of Five Million, Six Hundred thousand United
State Dollars.(USD$5,600,000.00) he deposited in a private Bank here
in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.. He told me that he deposited the money in
my name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding
to this deposit with the Bank,
I am just 22 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't
know what to do. Now I want an honest and GOD fearing partner overseas
who I can transfer this money with his assistance and after the
transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till
such a time that it will be convenient for me to return back home if I
so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a
result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.
The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want
to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business
world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this
regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
What percentage of the total amount in question will you take after
the fund has being transferred to your account and I come over to meet
you?
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Immediately I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture
and also inform you more details involved in this matter.
Kind Regards,
Sandra Omaru.
https://www.lmn.cv.ua

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Father was a magnet?! Operated in a capital?! Which one, "L"? Maybe "R"? "S"?

My God, man, help that woman out!

Her dad suffered from some Kafka-ian curse!

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. Think I will send this Dick Army. I know he loves to help immigrants.

Esp. poorly educated ones who do not know the Ivory Coast is no longer called the Ivory Coast.

[applegrove]

3. I wrote back an angry diatribe to the nigerian who wrote me. They obviously didn't read it because

they sent me email #2 explaining how I could get even richer.