Crash blamed on motorist shaving her private parts

[Elmore Furth]

Well, at least she wasn't texting.

KEY WEST, Fla., March 7 (UPI) -- The Florida Highway Patrol alleges a two-vehicle crash in Cudjoe Key, Fla., was caused by a female motorist trying to shave her private parts.

Trooper Gary Dunick alleges the woman, identified as Megan Mariah Barnes, was attempting to shave her bikini area while her former husband was holding the wheel when Barnes' car crashed into the back of a pickup truck, the Key West (Fla.) Citizen reported Friday.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick alleges. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it."

Authorities said one day before the accident, Barnes was convicted of driving under the influence with a prior and driving with a suspended license, the Citizen reported. As a result of the conviction, her driver's license
was revoked for five years and her car was supposed to be impounded.

Crash blamed on motorist shaving privates

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Former husband drives while ex-wife shaves dingus on way to new boyfriends' house.

Mmm-hmm.

[demtenjeep]

3. They must be bush voters

:eyes:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Huh?

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I bet they're bush-haters.
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[BlueIris]

32. Oh...that's bad. nt

[mitchum]

20. Dear Penthouse Forum...

[LostInAnomie]

2. It's difficult to get the lightening bolt to look just right.

She's lucky she has an ex-husband with a complete lack of self respect to help her out.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. She should have done it while riding her bicycle, like normal people do.

[sarge43]

48. .....

:spray::applause:

[rug]

5. How did they ID her?

[UndertheOcean]

7. TOO WEIRD

[flvegan]

8. Mugshot here

http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

[rug]

9. This comment is rather incongruous.

Just to be clear. After a year of mostly positive experience, in which I had decided to become an Elite Sponsor, I started the Hollis Board, I had a 46,000 spek rating based on real spek not betting over two season and 1500 posts, in the last four weeks I can see this board is a place I don’t want to be or patronize. There are two other boards which I believe have at least equivalent basketball knowledge without the abusive environment. I am taking my business elsewhere.

John W. Helander
President & CEO
GrayBox Services Ltd. &
eState Auction House Ltd.

[flvegan]

11. Some people just don't know how to act in public.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. ...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=John+W.+Helander&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

[Generic Brad]

17. Did you make a typo?

You said some people do not know how to act in public. Did you perhaps mean "pubic"?

[Elmore Furth]

24. I apologize if I have offended you

I put things on the discussion group that might have some comic relief.

There are some lines I will not cross. I thought this would be amusing without being offensive. I was wrong.

I am a lifelong Democrat. Democrats I have known tend to have a sense of humor. I thought this was humorous without being particularly offensive.

Please don't think I wish to criticize your standards of what is acceptable. In this case we will have to agree to disagree, in my opinion.

Best wishes.

[Kali]

25. kind of like that famous DU meme

that I can't quote and have no idea how to search for.

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Jesus Christ, Helander...lighten up for once.

everything fucking offends you. :eyes:

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Oh. I read that as "keywestmuffshots".

:shrug: ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Kurt Cobain is ALIVE!?!?!?!? ... ... n/t

[WCGreen]

16. I guess the muff would keep her new boy friends eyes off the puff

underneath her eyes...

[Richardo]

19. Shexy

:^|

I've started about five comments and have erased them all. I guess I'm just flummoxed.

[Binka]

43. She Should Have Been More Concerned With Her Roots

Then her Toots.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

49. Her pubes seem to be the least of her problems

37 years old? She looks about 50.

I hope the people she injured, driving while trying to get her junk in shape for her conjugal visit, sue the living shit out of her, not that they would get much.

[WinkyDink]

10. Florida sure has its share.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Somehow it had to be Florida.

[MilesColtrane]

18. Must have been too slick.

...the road, that is.

Or, she had a bald spot.

...on her tires?

[BlueIris]

34. Ew.

This thread is really bringing out the comedians.

[MilesColtrane]

35. You expected the Algonquin Round Table?

[TK421]

21. Oh...its Florida! I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you

:sarcasm:

[guitar man]

22. I just...have no words...

:crazy: :wow: :rofl:

[JonLP24]

23. The fact that her ex-husband was riding with her to her boyfriend's house makes this

almost as weird as her shaving her bikini area. Add the two together... :crazy:

[BlueIris]

33. Yeah, that...and all the prior traffic violations.

Driving with a revoked license is what jumped out at me. That's a little more than amateur level of irresponsible.

[kwassa]

27. Her occupation is listed as "disabled"

I would say so.

[JVS]

28. Nice!

[ohheckyeah]

29. LOL

Oh, my God. There are some weird ass, scary people in this world.

[old mark]

30. I thought this was a joke, but I guess it's just Florida......

Wish I could Rec this - thanks.

mark

[dysfunctional press]

31. if she's shaving them- i doubt that she intends for them to remain private for long.

and why the hell is her ex driving her to a date with her new boyfriend?

but- if you replace 'ex' with 'pimp'. and 'new boyfriend' with 'john'- it makes more sense.

[Bunny]

36. If she'd gotten a Brazilian wax, this never would have happened.

Amateur. :eyes:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

37. Yeah, she NEEDS about a brazillion whacks

uh, how many whacks IS a brazillion?

:hi:

[JBoy]

39. She forgot the golden rule:

[tigereye]

41. ahah

:rofl: Bunny! :hi: :pals:


ya know, you can't make this stuff up....

[Dora]

44. You're right. Some work is best left to professionals. nt

[LostInAnomie]

50. Yeah, but when she wrecked though...

... there would have been hot wax all over the place.

[Renew Deal]

38. Florida

Enough said. :D

Why couldn't her ex drive?

[progressoid]

40. You can't recommend threads from this forum

Damn!

[Arkansas Granny]

42. And we thought texting while driving was a bad idea.

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. I'd be comfortable if this thread were kept kicked to the top of the Lounge forevermore.

Gives the place a "home-y" feeling.

[MadMaddie]

46. I have no idea why people are offended

This woman did a very stupid thing behind the wheel. She could have killed one or many.

Public Shame and public norms have dissapeared and people like this woman don't think twice about doing something stupid like this.

If we are joking at her expense, well she did it to herself didn't she? Where is her personal responsibility?

Her license will get revoked but guess what she will continue to drive until she actually kills someone with her stupidty.

[MrCoffee]

47. The most disturbing thing about all this...

Pubes in the upholstery.

[yawnmaster]

51. She did something very stupid. It is so lucky that no one was hurt...

It was a very close shave.