i bet jesus would have been a member of the Beatles

[datasuspect]

and the other three Beatles would be his apostles.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. ...and then when the 3 other Beatles died off,...

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... Jesus could resurrect them one-by-one and then The Beatles would
consist of Jesus and Lazarus and his other bandmate Lazarus and his
other bandmate Lazarus and then Jesus would probably say that The
Beatles were more popular than Jesus could EVER be with a solo career
and all the fundies would condemn Jesus as a heretic and Christianity
would ultimately collapse with a heretic at the rudder.
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The preceding is why my money's on Jesus not ever risking becoming
a member of The Beatles.
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A Cowsill, maybe... but not a Beatle.
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[jobycom]

2. Nah.

It was really hard for Hispanics to break into the music charts after Richie Valens died.

[old mark]

4. .....unless he joined that great Latino band

The Ramones.

Jesus Ramone - it fits.

mark

[nomorenomore08]

3. The "Son of God" vs. Lennon and McCartney's egos? Would've lasted about two weeks...

nt

[PeaceNikki]

5. I think he would have played with the Grateful Dead

He was way too "hippie" for the Beatles. Pigpen and Jerry and the band would be his apostles and all the dead-heads his followers.

[datasuspect]

10. the apostle paul would have been in the MC5

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. And all this time I thought he was the fifth Beatle.

right?

[KamaAina]

7. But then how could they have been more popular than Jesus?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

9. jesus is so cool, and has so much sense

that he would step out of his own way.

[Deep13]

8. Buddha would have been in the Grateful Dead. nt