Are one or two sheets to the wind acceptable, or does it always have to be that coveted three?

[kayakjohnny]

Thinking of scaling back.

Thanks.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I like being 3 sheets to the wind 6 ways to Sunday.

[Xipe Totec]

4. At five bells on the last dog watch nt

[bif]

2. Good things come in threes?

Just a thought.

[UTUSN]

3. Am counting. Will get back to you. n/t

[leeroysphitz]

5. If any one of your sheets happen to be to the wind at any given time its OK by me.

Just keep yer guns'ls and focs'ls roped in close and leave the royals to the dandy's

[fishwax]

6. I usually aim for six

I'm an overachiever.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Is the sun over the yardarm?

[Gold Metal Flake]

8. Depends on body mass and if you have an empty stomach or not.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Jim Croce warned you about just this sort of thing...

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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't sheet into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jeem, doo doodoo, etc.
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Ew.
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THREE of 'em?
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SOMEONE'S been getting their RDA of fiber.
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[cherokeeprogressive]

10. One sheet to the wind is a cool buzz. Two sheets is the life of the party.

Three sheets is peaking, and from there it's all downhill.

It's like that with my pool playing. One sheet, I can't be beat. Two sheets, good thing I don't play to eat. Three sheets? What's pool anyway?