Australian woman died after 'head was cut off during freak lawnmower accident'

[Swede]

What a prefectly horrible thing to happen.



The 42 year-old woman, who has not been named, is believed to have been struck by a 60cm piece of steel pipe, in what witnesses described as a “freak accident”.

Workplace safety officials have launched an investigation into the accident, which occurred on Wednesday morning in the north Queensland town of Townsville.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/7358857/Australian-woman-decapitated-during-freak-lawnmower-accident.html

[WinkyDink]

1. "When". She died WHEN decapitated.

[yawnmaster]

3. I think its slightly after, actually. eom

[Generic Brad]

2. A freak accident???

Why do news reporters accuse people who have unusual accidents freaks?

[nolabear]

5. Remember George Carlin's anchorman?

"A freak accident happened last night when three freaks in a microbus ran into five freaks in a Beetle."

No disrespect...(although when I go I think I want to get really, REALLY old and then get killed in a freak decapitating.)

[SoxFan]

7. ...

:spray: :rofl:


I loved Biff Burns, the sportscaster..."here are tonight's scores. 86-74, 98-87, 102-91, and in a partial score, 36".

[KamaAina]

12. "And from the Far West..."

Marshall Islands 45, Guam Prep 14...

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Matcom?

[SoxFan]

6. Jeezus, my day doesn't seem so bad now!

[Dr. Strange]

8. Check out the obituary--just as I suspected.

She was a drummer for Spinal Tap.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. LOL! I now know why that's funny, since I FINALLY watched that movie last Friday.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

10. Jeez, about time dude!

[PVnRT]

13. I hope you watched it in the original 13th century Finnish

Otherwise, you just can't really appreciate the humor.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. In the original Klingon, doofus.

:eyes:

[Dr. Strange]

15. In the original Klingon...

it becomes a story about the glory of war.
(Pretty much every movie does, though. Except for Speed Racer, which becomes a musical about a car that goes through puberty.)

[PVnRT]

16. Klingon is a fictional language, much like French

[old mark]

18. Man, them French have a different word for everything......nt

[MilesColtrane]

11. Jesus

That's like something out of a 'Final Destination' movie.

At least it was quick.

I feel bad for that guy on the tractor and all those who witnessed it.

[Archae]

17. Now the woman will never get ahead in this world.

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

20. You need to bag it with those inappropriate puns.

Making jokes with such a cutting edge at this time really make you look rakish.

[Bucky]

19. Yes, thanks for clarifying that "after" thing. Maybe saying "because of" would work.

Also, wouldn't it be, relatively speaking, more freaky if the lawnmower cut her head off and she didn't die?