Do you have a pornographic fantasy?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

do share ....

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. I would

but this thread would get locked fast as hell...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. especially if you

include pictures ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. that might get me

banned for life...LOL

[Aristus]

2. All of my fantasies are pornographic...

But the dream sequence from the film "Screen Test" is a good representative sample.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. what?

no link ...? ;)

[Aristus]

7. Sheesh, I wish I could find a free one...

No luck. I've been trying for years... :P

[mcctatas]

6. only one?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. hehehhe

:spank:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. one that you would share

do tell .........

[Lilith Velkor]

10. At least thrice an hour

and no. ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. chicken

:P

[Lilith Velkor]

26. Sadist, actually.

:evilgrin:

[AsahinaKimi]

12. IBTL

spot staked out.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. here, enjoy --

:popcorn:

[Lilith Velkor]

14. Here, have some

:popcorn:

[AsahinaKimi]

21. I can share!!

[bluesbassman]

15. How about...

The fantasy where I see myself dressed up in kind of sun god robes standing on top of a pyramid with all theses nude women throwing little pickles at me?

Other than that, I got nothing.

[mcctatas]

16. gherkin jerkin'?

[bluesbassman]

18. Please. Baby dills.

[mcctatas]

19. curse you punctuation...

at first I read, "Please baby..." :P

[bluesbassman]

23. A Websterian slip?

:)

[mcctatas]

24. please...

Funk & Wagnalls

[bluesbassman]

27. Oh ya, I know those guys. I played with them once.

The singer was okay, but the drummer did everything by the book. No creativity at all.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

28. did someone say funk??

[bluesbassman]

29. He took the book and tore all the pages out...

The Man!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

17. pickles?

Damn Bro, you are twisted...

[bluesbassman]

20. Well, I tried it with yogurt once,

but the cleaning lady quit the next day, so I switched to condiments.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

22. hmmmm

Beer is good.

[Inchworm]

25. I'm crawling in bed after I post

so... whatcha wearing? :evilgrin:

:hi::*

[pokerfan]

30. Just the normal stuff...

Clowns, midgets, clown-midgets, Miracle Whip dressing, Daffy Duck, etc.

You know, fairly vanilla stuff.

[MrScorpio]

31. It involves me, some Brazilian triplets and a ham sandwich

Let's say, it would be a sure fire winner for an AVN award

[kentauros]

32. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself out of embarrassment.

And I'm not finished with my book yet! :P

Besides, those that know me can infer what those fantasies entail without me saying a word

[Withywindle]

33. ALL the goddamn time!

I intellectually understand the fact that there are people who aren't playing out sex fantasies in their heads all the time, and I respect that.

But on a gut level I have to admit I have no idea how they get through life (and by
"life" I mean traffic jams or waiting for the bus or work meetings or tedious unsolicited monologues by co-workers about their health issues or commercial breaks during TV shows or songs you don't like at the club, etcetera...) without 'em.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

34. wow..

you sound like a female "me" LOL

[Withywindle]

35. God/dess gave us an imagination and intellect.

But at the same time S/He also knew full well we're basically furless bonobos.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

36. Ahem

I am not a bonobo..Orangutan maybe.. :P

[Withywindle]

37. Bonobos are awesome.

Like chimps, but less violent and more happily sexual. Bonobos are the hippies of the ape world. I want to be one, 2nd-next life. (Next life, I've been so stressed out in this one, I want to be a pampered housecat and not have to do anything but eat, play, shit, and nap on a couch for 15 years.)

Orangutans, though, that's the shit. (I'm a Terry Pratchett fan; it would be so cool to be an Orangutan librarian. :D)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

38. LOL

I'm coming back as a palm tree...

[TommyO]

39. Hell yes!

And it would get this thread locked immediately on posting it.

[Beer Snob-50]

40. I have a penis

and as such, I have a pornographic fantasy every 30-40 seconds. Some better than others, but still......

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[av8rdave]

41. I guess that depends on how you define "pornographic"

If in a general sense it means sex, then yes, pretty much all the time.

[guitar man]

42. why yes I do

here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9286540

:D