I have THE worst and most embarassing earworm ever, but I'm not saying what it is.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

However, to anyone who cares to guess it correctly, I will volunteer a prize.

[redqueen]

1. So many possibilities, given that description...

my first thought was from the Grease soundtrack - We Go Together.

Then I thought any song at all by Abba would fit.

I reckon neither one of those is correct though.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. As horrible as those may be....

...they would be welcome relief for the song that it is in my head.

Hint: Don't think of bands or singers.

[Dr. Strange]

3. The Five dollar foot long Subway jingle?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. That would make me hungry, not make want to tear my ears off.

Which I want to do at this very moment.

Keep on guessing though.

[redqueen]

8. Free credit report.com?

Not so embarrassing, but it is extremely horrible.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. No, this is both embarassing and horrible.

Especially for me on this website.

[TZ]

22. So its some idiotic freeper tune.

Something by Toby Keith perhaps?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. It is done by a Freeper, but not Toby Keith. nt

[Rosie1223]

28. Ted Nugent?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

30. It won't be from anyone with a familiar MUSICAL name.

That's all I'm sayin' for now.

[TZ]

36. Is there a "My pet goat" song?

[BurtWorm]

37. That spirit soaring song by John Ashcroft?

Let the Eagles Fly or something like that...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Nah....

Keep trending rightward though....you'll get it eventually.

[BurtWorm]

50. Deutschland Uber Alles?

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

52. Similar in style, but in English. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

40. Nah....

Keep trending rightward though....you'll get it eventually.

[PRETZEL]

34. Oh please don't say Barney and Friends,

cause anyone who had little ones back then know all about him.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

35. I love you, you love being wrong. :) nt

[TZ]

5. Hmm.

Tom Sawyer? :hides from Dr. Strange:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. There is no Rush in my head right now. nt

[KamaAina]

7. Are you Rick Rolling yourself?

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. This will be the new RickRoll, I'm warning you right now.

If I suffer, we all suffer.

[TZ]

9. Can't be worse than this...

Thanks for digging this up for me Pandora...:eyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H_CJN5k6l8

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Oh yes it can. nt

[msanthrope]

10. Nursery Rhyme? n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Nope, but the person who wrote it has the intelligence of a child. nt

[TZ]

14. Let the Eagle Soar by whats his name Ashcroft?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Still pretty cold, but slightly warmer. nt

[Lavender Brown]

17. The Pina Colada song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrcQqCii4Rk

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. I'm going to drink a Pina Colada to get the song out of my head.

Either that or get a hangover, which would be more pleasant than having this song in my head.

[Rosie1223]

18. "It's a Small World"

In honor of your recent trip to Disney.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

21. That would be horrible, but that wouldn't be it. nt

[PRETZEL]

19. Well, thatnks to LynneSin

I have Helen Reddy.

[redqueen]

23. Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

25. Nope, but slightly warmer. nt

[lost-in-nj]

24. Billy don't be a hero...

or

Honey


lost

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. Nope. Keep on guessin'. nt

[Dr. Strange]

29. The Charlie Daniels Boot in yo Ass song?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

31. While I wouldn't mind sticking a boot up Charlie Daniel's ass, no.

I would love to stick a boot up this person's ass though.

[msanthrope]

32. Yankee Doodle. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

33. Keep on keeping on. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

38. Nopity.

Odd that I heard the song on the radio, but it's not from any recognizable band or singer.

[Brickbat]

39. Pet Shop Boys' "Money"? Because that's what I've got right now.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

41. I'll trade with you in a heart beat. nt

[Auggie]

42. Something from ABBA?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. Even worse than ABBA....

....which totally blows my mind, but it's true.

[redqueen]

43. Is it that Proud to be an American song?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

44. Nah.

The person who wrote this isn't a musician, yet I did hear it on the RADIO.

[Brother Buzz]

46. Did you view the the Italian soft-porn movie called "Sweden: Heaven and Hell"?

The catchy little tune, "Mah Nà Mah Nà", was written for the hot sauna scene by the Italian Composer, Piero Umiliani, and is one hell of an earworm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExW48xz5yc4

Here's another version most people are familiar with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdUeVAkzEas&feature=fvst

[Tommy_Carcetti]

49. Oh, absolutely! It's my favorite movie. Unfortunately...

...that's not the correct answer.

[BeachBaby]

47. We Built This City on Rock and Roll.

I can totally understand why you would be embarrassed to admit that.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

48. We built this song on gouging out your eardrums in desperation. nt

[TZ]

51. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing the songs of John Phillip Sousa?

Seriously this came up at a family get together on Sunday..apparantly thats a real album my dad ordered...:scared:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

53. Interesting, but no. nt

[redwitch]

54. The Star Spangled Banner sung by a barbershop quartet...

Composed of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Orrin Hatch and that asswipe who thinks unemployment compensation makes people wealthy and lazy?

[TZ]

55. LOL!

Well that certainly fits all the criteria...:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

56. Actually you got wickedly close except....

The Star Spangled Banner was written in Baltimore and allows Orioles fans to shout "O!" in the middle of it and therefore it cannot be considered to be a bad song.

But otherwise you are the closest so far.

[redwitch]

59. The Battle Hymn of the Republic sung by...

Orly Taits, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin and that asswipe who thinks unemployment compensation makes people lazy and wealthy?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

60. You were closer on your last guess. nt

[redwitch]

62. America the Beautiful sung by Tom Delay?????

This is so difficult!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

64. I'm not expecting you to recognize the name of the song...

....but you'll recognize who wrote it and used it. And his name came up before.

Also check out my most recent OP...

[redwitch]

65. Rudy Guiliani singing "Born to Run"?

I am running out of idears here.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

66. You were so close....

....actually you were there, with the name at least.

[redqueen]

57. The theme to Team America World Police?

... the America, Fuck Yeah! song?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

58. In a similar vein, sorta, kinda.

Keep at it.

[Rosie1223]

61. I had no idea Orrin Hatch had a record contract

Download to your iPod here:

http://www.ldsmusicworld.com/artists/orrin_hatch.html

[Tommy_Carcetti]

63. Weird. But that's not the right one. nt

[Dr. Strange]

67. Clearly, this is the one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XND3Naa6N5o

[Tommy_Carcetti]

68. That's just...weird....

Thanks for that.

Still not the answer though.

[peekaloo]

69. Those last lines from 'America the Beautiful' ?

America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Till nobler men keep once again
Thy whiter jubilee!

being gargled by Teabaggers?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

70. You can definitely work a teabagging angle into it. nt

[redwitch]

71. The Star Spangled Banner sung by Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld

??????????????

[Tommy_Carcetti]

73. It's not any national anthem or national song...

....although it does sound like it came straight out of the Soviet Union.

[redwitch]

78. Orrin Hatch singing God Bless America?

I give up.

[Tikki]

72. "Delta Dawn"....Tanya Tucker...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxRYMiitmho


Y/N?


Tikki

[Tommy_Carcetti]

74. Nay. nt

[Tikki]

85. I'm pickin' up this kinda vibe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-4N0IPVh8
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia".....Vicky Lawrence


Tikki

[begin_within]

75. Rona Barrett singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow?"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

77. Not even close, sadly. nt

[Alexander]

76. "Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine" by Sonseed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

Hey, you said most embarrassing earworm ever.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

80. Jesus wouldn't be a friend of the guy who wrote the song.

I would be amazed if this guy could even spell his own name.

[Iggo]

79. ABBA -- Dancing Queen

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

81. Chalk that one up to no! nt

[Rosie1223]

82. This better be it

because I now want to rip out my own eardrums:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9214137110844447824#

[redqueen]

83. Oh gawd...

couldn't even take four seconds of it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

84. It is indeed Mr. Olighary himself....but not "Faith"

Good work on guessing the person at least.

[Rosie1223]

87. Don't make me find another clip.

:puke:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

89. Peekaloo did it for you.

You are off the hook.

Oh, I feel so bad for her. I really do!

[peekaloo]

86. LOL! Beck's new "theme"?

fuck throw away the goddam key

[Tommy_Carcetti]

88. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!

And Ten Bucks or a Toyota for you!

Or the mystery prize, should you so choose to do that route.

[peekaloo]

90. Take the ten and buy yourself a nice little gift for your suffering.

:D

[Tommy_Carcetti]

91. I will take the Ten Bucks...

And have each and every one of them gouge out my ears with their sharp antlers. That's how much I hate that song.